HOW TO BULK?

Okay, so i should Do steroids, eat clean and also eat 3 pizzas a day, while taking a 100g creatine per minute and smoking cigs for tesosterone boost, and play perp meanwhile, got it boss. Wich steroids to take?

Pretty wholesome of you guys :)
 
Now I don't know how tall or how much you weigh but lots of protein and meat rice and don't do dirty bulk
Lots of chicken and meat and clean healthy bulk
 
unethical: add olive oil to ur shakes
ethical: prawn toast is a good tasting, high protein meal if homemade, - prawns, blend with egg white and spring onion, spread on a low carb bread and panfry.
 

1.​


Treat bulking like a long-term investment. That means:


  • Track calories, macros, body weight, and strength weekly.
  • Plan progressive overload and caloric increases over months, not just days.
  • Use periodization: cycle between lean bulks and mini-cuts to manage fat gain while still progressing.



2.​


  • Start with a calculated surplus: ~250–500 kcal over maintenance.
  • Prioritize protein (0.8–1.0g/lb), but don't undercut carbs—they're your primary energy for heavy lifting and recovery.
  • Monitor weight gain: Aim for ~0.25–0.5% of your body weight per week.
    • Faster = more fat gain.
    • Slower = leaner bulk.



3.​


Lean bulking is about nutrient-rich food that digests easily:


  • Carbs: Rice, oats, bananas, sourdough, granola, fruit juices.
  • Fats: Avocados, olive oil, whole eggs, nuts, fatty fish.
  • Proteins: Beef, chicken thighs, salmon, Greek yogurt, whey.
  • Combine: Ex. rice + eggs + avocado + ground beef = calorie bomb with a full amino acid profile.



4.​


  • Pre-workout (90 mins out): Protein + complex carb + sodium (e.g., turkey sandwich + banana + salt).
  • Post-workout (within 1 hour): Fast carb + whey + some fats (e.g., shake with banana + whey + almond butter).
  • Bedtime meal: Casein protein or slow-digesting food to support overnight recovery (e.g., cottage cheese + peanut butter).



5.​


These aren’t magic, but they optimize your effort:


  • Creatine monohydrate (5g/day): Supports strength and cell volumization.
  • Whey protein: Helps you hit protein goals without excess volume.
  • Digestive enzymes/probiotics: Aid nutrient absorption and reduce GI stress.
  • Vitamin D, magnesium, and zinc: Support hormonal balance (especially testosterone).



️‍6.​


  • Focus on compound lifts: squat, bench, deadlift, OHP, weighted pull-ups, rows.
  • Use progressive overload religiously—more reps, more weight, more sets.
  • Incorporate volume blocks (8–12 reps) and intensity blocks (4–6 reps) to challenge muscle in different ways.
  • Train legs hard—big legs drive systemic growth via hormonal response.



7.​


  • You don’t grow in the gym—you grow in sleep.
  • 7–9 hours quality sleep per night.
  • Take rest days seriously; overtraining kills gains faster than under-eating.



8.​


  • Eat, train, recover, daily—don’t let the weekends become calorie black holes or training voids.
  • One bad day won’t ruin progress, but a pattern of inconsistency will.



9.​


  • If digestion is suffering, lower food volume and increase density.
  • If you're not hungry, focus on liquid calories and smaller, frequent meals.
  • If you're gaining too much fat, mini-cut for 2–3 weeks, then resume.



10.​


  • Food scale + MyFitnessPal or Cronometer = control over intake.
  • Training log = data-driven progress.
  • Weekly progress photos + measurements = more honest tracking than weight alone.
This is very good! like others have said never do a dirty bulk as it will compleatly ruin your energy and immune system. Clean and consistant diet with consistent lifting is the key
 
Now I don't know how tall or how much you weigh but lots of protein and meat rice and don't do dirty bulk
Lots of chicken and meat and clean healthy bulk
179 cm 74kg
type shit. also is scrambled eggs any good?
 
Yeah, scrambled eggs are great, definitely one of the go-to foods for bodybuilders.
Well very good then because i made a nice routine to make everyday 5 eggs scramble.

And also i just dont know how to track calories, im mainly eating what my moms makes me lol
 
Well very good then because i made a nice routine to make everyday 5 eggs scramble.

And also i just dont know how to track calories, im mainly eating what my moms makes me lol
Don’t worry too much about it.
It really depends on how serious you want to take it.
If your goal is just to build some muscle and you're not prepping for a bodybuilding show, momma’s cooking is more than enough.
 
Don’t worry too much about it.
It really depends on how serious you want to take it.
If your goal is just to build some muscle and you're not prepping for a bodybuilding show, momma’s cooking is more than enough.
Yeah, im just eating alot. not taking it serious, and also my momma cooking is very good. god bless that woman.
 
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