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  1. Generic Twat

    Looking for a gaming keyboard

    Never had one before, I thought that regular keyboards for 5$ are just fine, but lately my friends started bullying me in our Microsoft Teams channel so I wanna prove them wrong by getting a better keyboard. My current keyboard for reference
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    Very Original Gun Ownership Thread

    Hey whats up guys generic twat here with yet another original thread that hasnt been posted before. I wanna hear your opinion on gun ownership: should guns be completely banned, limited to small arms such as handguns, hunting rifles and shotguns or should there be barely any regulation when it...
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    Generic Twat's helper application

    Please delete the thread
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    An Open Letter to the PH Staff Team

    It's ya boy, Generic Twat A.K.A. the only player to receive the Best Shitposter™ of 2016 award here to give his eagerly awaited opinion on a few subjests that grind my gears. Have some music to listen to while reading this I've been playing in this hellhole since 2015, and a lil bit in 2020...
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    Legalize stimpacks

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    Add the Yankee with no brim

    Description of the idea: allow the player to purchase the yankee with no brim as shown here: Why should this be added? (pros): you get to look fresh as fuck Spices up the hat game the server currently has What negatives could this have? (cons): literally none except that you will get sunburnt...
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    The ERPtrators

    The ERPetrators "definition pulled from google that makes me sound cool and edgy" An ERP organisation, our goal is to ERP with every person in the city Leader: James Simeon Alliances: Olsen Bannedmen, Ram Ranch cowboys Rivals: Homies who refuse to supply they booty, 28 US marines pulling up...
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    Cheese thread

    Name your favorite cheese(s) and explain why you like them so much. Cheddar, gouda, edamer are my favorite. I like salty cheese.
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    [A BIT OFF TOPIC WITH PH] BSoD 0x00000024 (NTFS FILE SYSTEM)

    Hello Today I got a bluescreen message 0x00000024 (NTFS FILE SYSTEM) the computer has worked propperly a day prior and for the past copule of years. I have scanned system files for corruption with no faults, could this be an issue with my hard drive or is there another fix? Thanks.
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    Technical Drawing

    So I have this entire subject based on drawing using geometry tools. I have 2 exams tomorrow and I'm stuck on 1 thing: an ellipse. I have created 1 method so far where I draw two circles and do a lot of drawing and shit before all that mess turns into an ellipse. Also having an issue with...
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    5San - The Anonymous Forum! 15 Second Stories!

    Anonymous (ID: o89xhgush) 20/8/2017 (Sun) 20:35:01 No. 0000000000000001 File: sadblackman.jpg -( 13 KB, 500X500, sadbackman.jpg) >be me >just moved to Paralake >got a job at Uncle Co's >selling scrap items >"Who the fuck would buy scraps instead of real items like screws and shit?" >guy...
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    Metro Exodus - #worth or not?

    I absolutely adore the metro games. Since I was 9, I read an article in a gaming magazine about it and I would read it over and over again while looking at the pictures, then my dad got me my first copy of Metro 2033 and it was great. A year later, I read the book and it was great aswell. Played...
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    Nigerian Prince Popup

    You have recieved an E-Mail! You are my long lost relative! Our families have split 100 generations ago. I am so lonely and so rich. I am willing to send you a large ammount of my wealth. Just supply me with your bank details! Thank you very much Prince Okabombwange Mogawadingo
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    Keep crashing when I join the server

    Whenever I join the server I crash, for two seconds everything is fine but then the game freezes and shuts down. I have installed everything from the workshop. @Xquality @Fredy
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    Resignation and Goodbye

    I lost interest in perp a while ago and didnt come on, really. It doesnt have that cool "every day is a new adventure" feeling anymore as I have reached bedrock of things I can do. I roleplayed basically anything that can be roleplayed and now Im bored of perp and cba to join the server. Thus I...
  16. Generic Twat

    ARMA 3 CARRIER OPERATIONS

    PERPHEADS ATLANTIC FLEET Features a mediteranian island called Porquerolles, towing system for aircraft, Zeus, F/A-18, F-16/15/14. Custom loadouts that you can choose on the carrier, search and rescue boats, Carrier's AA defense, 4 functioning elevators along with a bridge. PM me if you wanna...
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    RANDOM AD POPS UP IN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SCREEN

    LEFTISTS HATE HIM! Find out how this person changed their gender with ONE simple operation! Visit the Paralake Hospital and set up your sex change surgery date TODAY! 83% Sucess rate! Looks may not be as expected. The Paralake Medical Institution is not responsible for any issues regarding...
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    Short inactivity period

    Pc is fucking full of dust and is littered with shit I dont need so I'm gonna system restart it and clean it. I could litteraly cook an egg on my PC while playing perp because it gets hotter than Mia Khalifa on a sunny day. I join perp and after 10 minutes my PC freezes so yeah I wont be active...
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    Strobez

    The first time I met @Strobez was in early 2016. He was a big dick and was really immature. Since then, he has changed and he loves to help out new players. His work as an officer is outstanding and he is a very cool guy to be around. His law and rule knowledge is improving and if he masters the...
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    TRAPANI PASTA MEMORIAL :((((((((((

    SHORT TRIBUTE TO THE BEST ORG IN EXISTANCE (trolling with pasta boys :booty: ) ( trolling with pasta bois) Stealing @Exrobite 's car Shops with @TobyMoney Basing with pasta boys :( @TobyMoney 's second job Commie pumpkin farm Cleaning the City Hall with Pasta Boys...
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    PARALAKE OLYMPICS

    Paralake Olympic Games What are the Paralake Olympic Games? It has come to my attention that the population of Paralake City is not very fit. It is ranked one of the most unhealthy cities in the world. Recent studies have show that an averige citizen in Paralake eats 50 burgers a day! So, the...
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    The ability to buy cars that are on display | The Suggestion

    Discussion post: Here Description: You come up to the premium car NPC and press E on him. You click the added text area that says: "I'm interested in buying a car I saw on display." Then, the car menu appears with all the cars that are in display at the time acting as buyable vehicles. Then, you...
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    VoIP Issues? This is the guide for you!

    Experienced issues with VoIP? Are voices sounding 'demon like' and very very deep? Is YOUR voice very deep in Garry's Mod? Well here's a solution! Pretty much what causes this issue is that Valve fucked up steam beta in their latest update, causing VoIP issues on Source Steam games. With this...
  24. Generic Twat

    Please help me

    So just today my PC (for some reason) decided to deleate my garry's mod and uninstall it from my computer. I have re-installed the game, but upon viewing that I have to re-install 148 addons, I CBA to do so so I unsubscribed from most of them, except perpheads addons. After downloading all of...
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    This Kinda Grinds My Gears [RANT ALEART]

    -=RANT ALEART=- Lately I have been seeing these phrases on the forums, so I thought I could clear things up from my point of view. I'm not complaining and I DO NOT want to start ANY :beef: jerky with you guys. Lets begin: No it isn't. People like @Testa are an example of a person who...
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    Beginner's guide to adverts! [PLEASE READ IF YOU'RE NEW]

    Hello there! Are you a new player trying to find the DD or other services, want the mayor to rise the slots or just want to advertise YOUR services? You've come to the right place! Let's look at what an advertisement is: A form of advertising your services, or seeking services. It is NOT: A...
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    Bank Robbery Overhaul | The Suggestion

    Discussion Post. Main idea: Re-work the bank robbery system, so it brings people more money and isn't as buggy Description: As many of you know, you can make more money by being roadcrew for 15 minutes, compared to robbing the bank. People don't rob it for the money, they do it for fun. If you...
  28. Generic Twat

    I won't be gone for long :p

    Tomorrow is the day when I'm gonna pack my bags and go on a 2 day trip to Vukovar, a city that was attacked by the Yugoslav National Army in 1991, city was wrecked to shit and almost leveled with the ground. I'll be online again after 2 days, most likely on Saturday.
  29. Generic Twat

    What is the best assault rifle?

    Now, before you tell me 'Go on the queue server and find out', I've been doing it and studying the best rifle for me. However I'm not gonna lie. I'm not the 'combat type'. I rarely use heavy firearms (except shotguns) because my aim sucks while I'm under pressure and I have a hard time...
  30. Generic Twat

    Broken Animations?

    Hello there! If you're anything like me, you love addons. I spent hours and hours going into servers like Clockwork and NS servers to play some Half Life RP and such, but when I came back to play perpheds some of my charachter animations (the door opening animation, act surrender, act point and...
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