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    My daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks

    My daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks
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    They call me the Rachel Dolezal of police brutality

    They call me the Rachel Dolezal of police brutality
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    PREACH MAN PREACH

    PREACH MAN PREACH
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    Server Suggestion Criminal NPC

    being able to tap into police comms is actually a really cool idea. kingpin NPC is a maybe tho. perhaps we could trade a substantial amount of drugs for the ability to make a phone call to the dealer or something to tap into police comms for 5 minutes or get a police scanner item that has a...
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    Server Suggestion Car Dealer heist mission.

    i mean bank heists are a thing and people have to go there to buy houses. there could be an alarm system similar to the jewelry store robbery mission so the cops get a description of the suspect and car to make things more challenging. Police also don't need the actual car to get a conviction...
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    Server Suggestion Heroin

    +support who doesn't enjoy a lil chip of brown brown after a long day in the coal mines? i'm shootin up right now; shit feels good mang maybe it could have a secondary use as a really strong medkit with a chance of overdose or something. it was originally a pharmaceutical painkiller after all
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    Idk what the fuck this is but I made it

    on foe nem?
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    Lookin on the PLPD chatroom and I can tell all of you we need to increase the quality of RP and...

    Lookin on the PLPD chatroom and I can tell all of you we need to increase the quality of RP and professionalism in there considerably. We don't have nearly enough promotion of cocaine consumption or domestic abuse in the chat and it's simply abhorrent.
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    Server Suggestion Rework Sprinting

    In a better world man... The sheer volume of this kinda shit makes it really hard for staff to grab enough of these people to make them stop. Also imagine having to report/AR EVERYONE who does this; would acc give me a stroke. What problems do you think would come about?
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    Server Suggestion Rework Sprinting

    yh i have to admit this will take some playtesting to implement correctly and it's really up to the devs but this version of PERP is so well designed it deserves a more polished movement system
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    Server Suggestion Rework Sprinting

    Suggestion Title: Rework Sprinting Suggestion Description: Sprinting should be either direction locked with a cooldown phase at the end that prevents rapid movement/turning and/or have the turning rate/jumping rate while sprinting adjusted to prevent people from water dancing away from my BOOLET...
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    Action Request (Tinky)

    pretty reasonable for him to take it to the forum if he feels the staff team in game at the time couldn't handle it yeah? if he's wrong it'll make him look like an idiot dw bro
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    Idk what the fuck this is but I made it

    this shit got me twerkin man good job. kinda sounds like the portal 2 soundtrack
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    Server Suggestion Genetic Additions

    perception perks could maybe be sm like reduced visual aim wobble while moving or quicker ADS animation for better target acquisition so they wouldn't be the weakest. with these changes i'd def go for strength first just cos it gives concrete benefits for gameplay, perception last for the...
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    AHEUEHGHUAAAEEEUUUEUU *PPRRAAAAPPPP*

    AHEUEHGHUAAAEEEUUUEUU *PPRRAAAAPPPP*
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    Average RTU "officer" vs Average Patrol Enjoyer. (Shitpost)

    the average patrol fan: actually shoots people (literally penetrates other men) patrol car can't even do donuts in city hall plaza has to respond to calls that have nothing to do with hitting sick dorifuto the average RTO enjoyer: can accelerate into wall at 90 MPH in less than 2 seconds gets...
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    return of the friendless squeaker

    https://voca.ro/1cKaDqQnFAZv warning for all u battyman
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    return of the friendless squeaker

    these deptford 20 quid 3.5s im grabbing are def 99% spice
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    return of the friendless squeaker

    icl ammi got me fucked rn
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    return of the friendless squeaker

    memphis rap is goated for sounding like anime villain music AND for the fucking sick deepfried album covers. love sorle love icl aquaa just think of the most cringe ic name you can remember and that was probably me. i can't even remember but i'll shout you in game. you're a fuckin capital G.
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    return of the friendless squeaker

    DRILLA what you tellin me bro hey idk if any of you guys remember me but i was one of the OG squeakers way back in the day n thought i'd give this another try. my voice did a complete 180 and now i don't sound like a castrato on helium, so if i recognise you n start chattin to you in game i...
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    /pronin rates optimistic

    /pronin rates optimistic
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    stop powergaming

    stop powergaming
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    watch out m9 we have a badass here

    watch out m9 we have a badass here
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    i need to go pee pee

    i need to go pee pee
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    Jordon

    Jordon
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    give me a little bit of text under my name that says cyka blyat or russia nukes the world...

    give me a little bit of text under my name that says cyka blyat or russia nukes the world, iceland first
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    Капитан Пронин суперстар!

    Капитан Пронин суперстар!
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    RR for Silenced M9 Berreta and car repair.

    Your in-game name: Frank Legard Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:48551530 What do you need refunded: 1000$ for a car repair and a loaded, silenced M9 with a crafting price that is sufficient for this request, acquired from a frequent shopkeeper whose name I will not mention to anyone besides a staff member...
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    http://puu.sh/nkb9v/a976f8e182.jpg

    http://puu.sh/nkb9v/a976f8e182.jpg
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