7 Game pick-up line giveaway

[Belg Lmfao]

You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
#cringe

 

[Hulk Hogan]

Is your dad a baker?
Because you're fat as fuck.

 

[Trande]

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

Actually works. On the internet. Sounds horribly in German.

 

[Pear]

The Human body has 206 bones... Want another?

 

[John Daymon]

Are you a spaghetti? Cus I'm already boiling

 

[Freedor]

Are you my mixtape? Because your fire

 

[Ellie]

Do you know what'd look good on you?

Me.


10/10

 

[Blicky]

Darling, you look cold. You look like you need a hot chocolate so here I am.... ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I'M CHOCOLATE XDDDD

 

[Philip]

Is your dad a melon farmer? Coz I see you have 2 really big ones right there

 

[Trande]

Oh, one which actually works. "I have waterbed." Answers usually "But I like harder beds" Then you go with "It's quite hard with two people on it" 10/10


Yes, I use it after a few beer.

 

[Frank]

I might not go down in history, but Ill go down on you!

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart

 

[Marxxman_]

Are you the Dragonborn? Because I definitely see you sucking out my dragon soul.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun. Get in the van.

 

[Freedor]

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?

 

[Samジ]

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

 

[WheSky]

Be my christmas doll and let me touch all over your body, oh dear...

 

[Roj]

Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns

 

[Trande]

Baby, are you an imperialistic, capitalist and bourgeois dictatorship?
Because there's an uprising in my pants.

Chomsky approves

 

[Hoblit]

fuck off