7 Game pick-up line giveaway

[DELTA]

Bought 7 shite games.

BEEP
Breath of Death VII, Cthulu saves the world
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
12 Labours of Hercules II: The Cretan Bull
Gravilon
Squishy the Suicidal Pig
Gun Rocket

Post your best pick-up lines. Best one gets Skyrim. I'll give out the rest of the games to whoever has a funny one, too.

get postin'

 

[joey]

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect nearly 9 inches tonight.

 

[Philip]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know the difference between driving a car and having sex? -No. -Lets go for a ride then.

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz your face looks completely fucked up!

 

[Minilarro]

Why don't we go somewhere more comfortable, where we won't see this shit thread? :tuna:

 

[Robin Ljungberg]

Did you by any chance grow up on a farm?

Oh that's weird... you sure know how to raise a good cock :>

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Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

 

[GraveDinosaur]

If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, I’d store mah nuts in yer hole.

 

[Niko]

I have water bottles
You drink from water bottles

I think we both know where this is going

 

[Swiper]

Anyone old enough to remember when I sat at the intersection with a chair and shouted pick up lines to people? Then @Mikey gave me a warning? Around March 2014 lmao.

Hey bby, feel my shirt.... its bf material.

 

[Loejseren]

This one goes out to the officers out there in paralake!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.

If I kept track of every time I though about you, the list would be as long as Rapunzel's hair. After extensions.

 

[Chrissy]

I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a pick up line.

On your knees, do it now.

 

[MrAaron]

Are you Jamaican? cause your jamaicin me crazy.

 

[Deleted member 3902]

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[Aquaa]

Holy fuck, you're hotter then the bottom of my laptop

 

[Hayden]

Are you a taser? Cause you’re stunning

You're like my false teeth, I can't smile without you.

Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

 

[Esteban]

Hey sexy muchacha. Why dont we go to my place to duolingo and chill?

Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

You should join the circus. So you can learn to juggle my balls all day

 

[Hulk Hogan]

get postin'

Get posting, how about you get lifting.


Kidding. Suck my dick.

 

[Ayjay]

I'm AyJay.

I'm a socially awkward, edible 17 year old from the internet who laughs at liveleak videos and plays on a Garry's Mod community called PERPheads.

Let's fuck?

 

[DarkShadow]

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM


I need a girlfriend.

 

[Mathias]

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of bun