Career Opportunities at ASDA

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ASDA
Saving you money every day.​

Joining Us
We hope to provide career opportunities for many citizens of Paralake. To join, applicants must be:

- Competent in speaking English.
- Friendly.
- Approachable.
- Knowledgeable about our product ranges.

In order to apply, look at our aim and see if we're right for you - we have exciting plans to develop the shopping experience in Paralake!

Our Aim
Our aim is to eventually have fully equipped chains of markets - some more convenient service stations such as the one we have planned near the farm (if you're low on fuel, that is).

Uniform
To keep things simple, we all share the same uniform.

Green Vest with Black Undershirt, Black polyester pants, Green crocs.

Application
Please attach your CV in this format:

Spoiler: CV

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Age:
Do you have a mic:

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Name:
Age:
Phone Number:
Firearms Level:
Woodworking Level:
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket?

Any other comments?

 

[Riekelt]

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Age: 16
Do you have a mic: Yes

-=IC=-
Name: Michelle Bowman
Age: 29
Phone Number: 687-1260
Firearms Level: 33
Woodworking Level: 4
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket?
Since I have great experiences in the field of Retail, and have worked in a supermarket before.
I also feel like my skills are sufficient to take on this job.
Any other comments? No.

 

[Momo]

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Age: 15
Do you have a mic: yes

-=IC=-
Name: Max Zaiger
Age: 21
Phone Number: I'll look it up later
Firearms Level: 87
Woodworking Level: 6
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket? I'm a friendly hardworking you man who wants to work at a successful supermarket

 

[Deleted member 1235]

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Age: 17
Do you have a mic: Yes

-=IC=-
Name: Sam Duffy
Age: 46
Phone Number: 261-7096
Firearms Level: 1 (@Trande gave me enough free guns so that I don't need to make my own)
Woodworking Level: 1
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket?
I've performed roles as a police officer on numerous occasions. During this time I am always in the public image and being judged on my decisions. With this experience I know how to talk, and deal with members of the public and how to act in certain situations. I have also been told I can do the "Smart Price tap on the bum" exceedingly well.

Any other comments?
Tesco,Morrison's,Lidl,Aldi,Waitrose. They got nothing on Asda chosen by you pot noodles.

 

[Blicky]

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Age: 16
Do you have a mic: Yes

-=IC=-
Name: Tryone Trevon
Age: 32
Phone Number: 148 - 0458
Firearms Level: 100
Woodworking Level: 8/8 M8
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket? I have retail experience as I worked in a place called chessington world of adverntures. Basically I know how other black people work and stealing tactics.

Any other comments? Accept me.

 

[Belg Lmfao]

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Age: 17
Do you have a mic: Yeah but don't use it that often

-=IC=-
Name: Tyrese Jamallkins
Age:52
Phone Number:326 7321
Firearms Level: 76
Woodworking Level:8
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket?
I worked at the KFC before and they say my work was splendid. I also worked at an IKEA and I always helped customers with installing new kitchen furniture.

Any other comments? I am sort of a terrorist but I'll try to not say allahu akbar when I'm working for ASDA

 

[JJannui]

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Age: 14
Do you have a mic: Yes

-=IC=-
Name: Brian Feldon
Age: 28
Phone Number: (Will get later)
Firearms Level: 39
Woodworking Level: 6
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket?
I have a wide variety of retail and salesmen knowledge and I hope to carry this on. I started out owning a little corner shop but as I was not Indian, sales went down. So I made a little firearms shop but then realised I had no firearms, I had a shop, a sign but no firearms so I had to take the day off early... every day. This gave me a ton of experience as I was literally selling nothing to these people but still managed to live off the money I got.
After my shop idea failed I then went to work as a 'door to door' salesmen which gave me experience in how to sell things to people EVEN when they had no idea what it was!
Just realised what I said had nothing to do with the question, so here is a re-try.
I am suitable because I have plenty of experience in the field of retail and I believe I can help ASDA to get to the top of the supermarket chain!

Any other comments?
I picked ASDA over Tesco because eating horses is wrong.

(on phone, sorry for spelling, format and grammar)

 

[Torvald]

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Age: 13
Do you have a mic: Yes (I don't use it that often)

-=IC=-
Name: Yusuf Takbir AKA Peter Prophet (ayy)
Age: 16, this is my first job.
Phone Number: starts with 69, and that's all that really matters, right?
Firearms Level: 37
Woodworking Level: 8
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket? In school I get straight F's, so therefore I decided to apply at the s̶h̶i̶t̶t̶i̶e̶s̶t best place I could find. I think that g̶r̶o̶w̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶s working in a supermarket would be the perfect career opporunity for me.

Any other comments? Yes, I have.

 

[Vinski2000]

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Age: 17
Do you have a mic: Yes

-=IC=-
Name: Dwayne Winston
Age: 27
Phone Number: 879-3920
Firearms Level: 55, leveling it up fast.
Woodworking Level: 6/8, working on it too.
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket?: I know what it requires to run a supermarket. I work hard and have passion to what I am doing. Im also friendly and will server customers at my best ability.

Any other comments? I know Steve

 

[Grosblyth]

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[D3V]

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Age: 16
Do you have a mic: Yes

-=IC=-
Name: Gary Belinsky
Age: 30
Phone Number: 644-1953
Firearms Level: 100
Woodworking Level: 6/8
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket? I am a very hard worker and i like sitting on my arse making stuff and making money

Any other comments? I like ASDA cause its cool.

 

[Bean Can]

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Age:13(14 in May)
Do you have a mic:No,I have a bean can.

-=IC=-
Name:Matt Grand
Age:17
Phone Number:I don't know but Chris should know.
Firearms Level:48
Woodworking Level:4
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket? I sell firearms along with melee weapons(including bobby pins and lockpicks)I also do material runs and I currently am the owner of the defense +

Any other comments?

 

[Smudger]

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Age: 15
Do you have a mic: yes

-=IC=-
Name: Jake Green
Age: 21
Phone Number: 901-4396
Firearms Level: 27(close to 28)
Woodworking Level: 8
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket? I have a large amount of experience in retail and I am able to sell anything from guns to Bobby pins to tables. I do what I'm told, and will do anything within reason. I will never go to join Tesco as they are cheap *******! I have owned my own shop before but had to sell it because the landlord wanted me to pay a very high rent.

Any other comments? I hope you will allow me to work for a great company.

 

[Homer]

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Age: 14
Do you have a mic: Yes

-=IC=-
Name: Eddie Rolo
Age: 29
Phone Number: 131-4665
Firearms Level: 95
Woodworking Level: 5
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket?
I usually open up a gun store to sell my unwanted firearms... possibly selling food as well wouldn't hurt? I also have experience and I work very hard.

Any other comments? SAVING YOU MONEY EVERY DAY.

 

[ThomasGeorge]

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Age: 18
Do you have a mic: Yes

-=IC=-
Name: Thomas George
Age: 32
Position applying for: Delivery Driver
What makes you suitable for a job at our supermarket?
Ford transit, 'nuff said.