Gizoogle and the PH rules

[Creepis]

If you don't know what Gizoogle.net is:basically it is a site that Ghetto'fies every text. Combining this with our rules brings out hilarious results. Here are a few of them.

And here is my favorite one.

Edit:This one is also pretty nice
4.11 Secret Service Agents- Secret Service Agents must, ta tha dopest of they ability, do every last muthafuckin thang possible ta protect the game n' general wellbein of tha Mayor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Secret Service agents is not there ta obey tha mayor, but must do they dopest ta accommodate tha Mayor’s gamestyle n' requests, where it is possible n' reasonable ta do so; however, Secret Service Agents may give ordaz ta tha Mayor durin emergencies n' timez of crisis, where it is appropriate ta do so.

Check them all for yourself here
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=www.perpheads.com/rules.html&se=Gizoogle Dis Shiznit

(Too lazy to format on a phone)

 

[Ruby]

That is hilarious haha.

 

[Napoleon Bonaparte]

Lol, its funny

 

[Belg Lmfao]

Dats some funny shiz

 

[EVIL]

2.8 Sex Role-Play- In order ta help preserve gameplay, horny-ass acts may not be role-played in a hood setting.

10/10 clearly the best

 

[Ruby]

The Donate Page lol



Premium features

• 1. Access ta tha phys gun ta freeze n' rotate props.
• 2. Access ta premium cars, includin tha Ferrari 458 Spider n' tha Bugatti Veyron.
• 3. Access ta accessories - Show other playas dat yo ass is pumped by buyin accessories like a tophat or shades.
• 4. Carry a thugged-out default weight of 250 instead of only 150.
• 5. Grow more sticky-icky-ickys (10 pot n' 10 coca plants instead of 5 each).
• 6. Earn more scrilla - git 2 times as much as a unemployed playa hater n' 1.75 times mo' as a posse hommie.
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• 9. Custom threadz
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