Goodbye...

[money]

...TO THIS YEAR AND WELCOME NEW YEAR

50,000$ GIVEAWAY (and others)

~ How to enter ~

1. Roast a staff member (or an ex-staff member) of your choice in a post down below, make it a quality roast.


~ How to win? ~

1. Your roast must be the best, the roast (post) with most ratings by the end of 24th wins.

~ Prizes ~
1st -> 50k $
2nd -> 25k $
3rd -> 15k $
Bonus -> If I find your roast awesome but it doesn't make it to prize list you get 10,000$​

 

[Illuminathan]

Fuck Bolli
@Medulla

 

[Moon The Goon]

I'm thinking about making this, but will i get banned if i roast it too hard? Dont want the same situation as Xhantium :/

 

[John Daymon]

Daymon is a fucking useless staff member who should just jump off a cliff!

FUCK THE BOLLI BLOKE

 

[Code Monkey]

No clip twins @atomic_wizard @Corolla

 

[Eviction Notice]

I'm thinking about making this, but will i get banned if i roast it too hard? Dont want the same situation as Xhantium :/

My gang is in a shambles and nobody likes me!

 

[Moon The Goon]

My gang is in a shambles and nobody likes me!

 

[Aquaa]

@Stomper you deadass a PUSSY ASS NIGGA and a fuckin rock. Can't forget ur obese irl LOL FATASS

 

[rat]

People laugh when they hear the world should have ended in 2012 but has anyone actually been a competent staff member since then???

 

[MCGSCEFFAAWHETJH55555]

The fact that Niko hasn't stopped posting tasteless anime memes in the duration after he left and before he rejoined the staff team.

 

[Sneaky]

@John Daymon The fact that his name is green when his forum posts and discussion is clear antifa propaganda says enough

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/862/065/0e9.jpg


besides the actual joke here is

 

[Jimmy]

@MrLewis is inactive

 

[MCGSCEFFAAWHETJH55555]

I'll put another one while I remember it.

Daymon
>Been on the server 4 years
>Is administrator
>Has 5 boats irl
>Still cannot throw a FUCKING grenade without killing half his team. (Thanks for making me lose my gear-)

 

[Yaseen]

@Racxes is the biggest meme in the world, fuck him

 

[danny]

rogue demoted tyres

@Rogue Matiz Tyres

 

[TinySlayer]

The real reason @MrLewis is inactive is because he is busy studying for is 6th retake of GCSE Mathematics in January. @John Daymon is aware of this, so is trying to become Senior Admin before the end of the year. However, @John Daymon is fully aware that he is not a good enough to get the position, so he has decided to promote promote bad staff members to the admin to make him seem better. @Brinch oblivious to the fact he is just a pawn in this game, and is just as useful to the admin team as @Medulla is.

@Niko only gets his report count up by handling AFK reports. He would have been demoted by now, but he is only here as the token German to keep @Fredy happy. Unfortunately, @Skudist doesn't count as he is still as useful as an enforcer. I would say the same for @Jon Godinn, as the token Icelandic, but the real reason he hasn't been demoted isn't capable of understanding that the rank of Head Moderator never existed, and if it did, it would go to @D3V. Obviously, @D3V is the best moderator, as he is unemployed and has nothing better to do than spend his life on the sever handling reports.

@Samuel hates everyone on the server. He even offered me £200 to help rig the votes for the best moderator award so that he could just make Oslen Banden even more salty than they usually are. Let's talk about the worst moderator, @Corolla. After @Exrobite left the staff team, we needed a new meme to use a scapegoat for when we did things wrong. @Bolli realised that the best tactic would be Tom Hill, and we could even trick @Medulla into getting him to apply for enforcer. We considered asking @finlay3110 , but then we realised that Finlay might actually do a better job than @Corolla.

The PLPD was driven into stagnation by Jordan (@J) as he can't pay attention to anything for more than 10 minutes. I thought this would be solved when @ayjay took the reigns, until I remembered what he said about his grand plan to take revenge on his community ban. The rest of the PD is simply rigged by the staff members. @Racxes has been in IA for longer than everyone else, and should have been given a higher rank by now, except that @ayjay has to keep deleting IA complaints made against him to improve the image of the staff team.

@Smudger only managed to get Head of Traffic because everyone felt sorry for him, so I had to ask @Wewai not to apply for this role. @Pusheen doesn't do anything for the traffic division, which means he will probably be promoted to Captain soon, because he had enough money to pay @Bolli for his promotion to moderator. @Madda recently got promoted to Head of Support Services in the PD, which is only because nobody else wanted to babysit @Appricey who is not intelligent enough to keep a goldfish alive.

I'd add @LEWIS 088 to the post, but most people have forgotten he is admin by this point.

Edit: It appears @SpaceShots was so insignificant, that nobody put him in the staff list, so I missed him out completely.

 

[SpaceShots]

I'm not on the staff list which must mean that I'm not a joke @Sneaky, I must be the only good one here

 

[John Daymon]

The real reason @MrLewis is inactive is because he is busy studying for is 6th retake of GCSE Mathematics in January. @John Daymon is aware of this, so is trying to become Senior Admin before the end of the year. However, @John Daymon is fully aware that he is not a good enough to get the position, so he has decided to promote promote bad staff members to the admin to make him seem better. @Brinch oblivious to the fact he is just a pawn in this game, and is just as useful to the admin team as @Medulla is.

@Niko only gets his report count up by handling AFK reports. He would have been demoted by now, but he is only here as the token German to keep @Fredy happy. Unfortunately, @Skudist doesn't count as he is still as useful as an enforcer. I would say the same for @Jon Godinn, as the token Icelandic, but the real reason he hasn't been demoted isn't capable of understanding that the rank of Head Moderator never existed, and if it did, it would go to @D3V. Obviously, @D3V is the best moderator, as he is unemployed and has nothing better to do than spend his life on the sever handling reports.

@Samuel hates everyone on the server. He even offered me £200 to help rig the votes for the best moderator award so that he could just make Oslen Banden even more salty than they usually are. Let's talk about the worst moderator, @Corolla. After @Exrobite left the staff team, we needed a new meme to use a scapegoat for when we did things wrong. @Bolli realised that the best tactic would be Tom Hill, and we could even trick @Medulla into getting him to apply for enforcer. We considered asking @finlay3110 , but then we realised that Finlay might actually do a better job than @Corolla.

The PLPD was driven into stagnation by Jordan (@J) as he can't pay attention to anything for more than 10 minutes. I thought this would be solved when @ayjay took the reigns, until I remembered what he said about his grand plan to take revenge on his community ban. The rest of the PD is simply rigged by the staff members. @Racxes has been in IA for longer than everyone else, and should have been given a higher rank by now, except that @ayjay has to keep deleting IA complaints made against him to improve the image of the staff team.

@Smudger only managed to get Head of Traffic because everyone felt sorry for him, so I had to ask @Wewai not to apply for this role. @Pusheen doesn't do anything for the traffic division, which means he will probably be promoted to Captain soon, because he had enough money to pay @Bolli for his promotion to moderator. @Madda recently got promoted to Head of Support Services in the PD, which is only because nobody else wanted to babysit @Appricey who is not intelligent enough to keep a goldfish alive.

I'd add @LEWIS 088 to the post, but most people have forgotten he is admin by this point.

Edit: It appears @SpaceShots was so insignificant, that nobody put him in the staff list, so I missed him out completely.

I think this basically shows how good our staff team is, I wonder why you didn't mention yourself

 

[Ayjay]

@TinySlayer rim licks me and Samuel because he wants Assistant Chief so bad (which he will never get). We sometimes spend time mimicking his kermit-infused voice.

 

[Dom_]

@Bolli is black