I'm Off

[matt]

Aye am aff cause i got discharged fae the PD and thats all i really do on perp, i'll be back eventually and i'll re-apply for police but that won't be for time.

now for the shit cringe bit everyone does, tags:
@jimmythehamster cool bloke who helped me in the PD.
@D3V embarrassment shit in the PD abso fanny.
@Sdac2 tagged d3v so had to tag you, same as d3v.
@LordTyla my dude
@Hazza56 my dude
@[KDG]Dom the only reason i'm ever crim.
@Walker good dude gave me money once and shit aim dude.
@Daigestive before you went inactive cool guy gave me lots of money at his casino when i was a sweater.
@Allen Kennedy good police man.
@Adrish only reason i'm not still banned

inb4 see you in a week lol.

Also a homage to all the records i hold within the community:
shortest perma ban,
most perma bans in a week on one account,
worst aim.

bye

 

[rat]

Spoiler: LISTEN TO THIS WHILE READING FOR ADDED AFFECT

Goodbye matt, while you were a minge you were proper funny and made the server a more fun place to be.

Come back soon

 

[Daigestive]

See you Matt, hope you come back because you still owe me that AK.

P.S Yer Da sells Avon. Go blow yer da's bag pipe.

 

[Jimmy]

later man see you in a week

 

[MrLewis]

wow, didn't even get a tag for my banging spotify playlist.

See you later lad, hope you come back soon

 

[Super_]

A shame to hear that you got discharged mate, we've had some great banter both off duty and on duty

See you round my dude!

 

[Mooney]

See you soon mate, CHEERS FOR THE TAG and keep the snapchat streak ok xxxx

 

[DRift]

Fuck sake, now I'll have to take even more POs because you always donated them to me anyway.... see ya later Matt, have a good one.

 

[Fusions]

Fuck off