Isaac Newton didn’t fucking discover gravity

[Bnjemann]

Ok, right, this pisses me off. I ain’t knocking Isaac Newton, im sure he was a smart guy. But he discovered gravity? Fuck off. He definitely wasnt the first person to notice gravity, but at the same time, it probably takes less effort to pin it on Newton than it would to find the first Neanderthal who threw himself off a cliff in pursuit of a fucking pidgeon or something.

Sure, maybe he figured out the science behind it, and good for him, what a discovery, but holy fucking shit, DISCOVERED gravity? What, was he just fucking floating around one day then suddenly realised a remarkable method of not fucking floating around?

This has always bugged me. Even in primary school, I couldnt Fathom the idea of someone discovering something as major and obvious as gravity.

what do you think?

Edit: my vote on the poll was purely accidental, I selected the wrong thing.

 

[Niko]

Sir Isaac Newton nutted into people's shoes

 

[Aquaa]

Shut the fuck up Benji

 

[nutrient10]

Benji this post is amazing but wtf have you been smoking tonight

 

[Mctgr]

Homer Simpson Figured Out Higgs Boson 14 Years Before Scientists

Higgs boson, aka the "God particle," was allegedly confirmed to exist by CERN in 2013, but this complex idea apparently was confirmed first by Homer Simpson.

abcnews.go.com

 

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[Yaseen]

When you hit the blunt and you teleport into another dimension and start thinking why does the world exist

 

[joey]

This is what you get for staying up past bed time

 

[Generic Twat]

Retard how come people were floating before he wrote E=mc2??
Checkmate

 

[Puma]

05 kids when they consume too much sugar be like

 

[Smeris]

Did an Apple deadass land on your head and give you an hemmorage!?!

 

[Deleted member 4116]

Must be some good stuff

 

[proctologist]

Issac came up with the theory of gravity is what OP is trying to say.

Bit of a shitpost ngl.

 

[rat]

He also stole most of calculus from leibniz and got his friends on comitees to rule in his favour

 

[jay_]

Imagine if that orange didn't hit his foot

 

[rat]

I'm fairly sure it was an arrow to the knee

 

[Generic Twat]

also died a virgin. thats what you get for developing calculus pussy boi

 

[jay_]

You know, I think you're right

 

[Bnjemann]

Some of me mums nose sugar