I've sat here for a good several minutes trying to find a dignified response to this but I can't.
Once I saw a sign at a Pizza buffet saying "Do not touch hot surface", so I felt around for the hot surface to see what I should avoid, after attaining a very minor but painful burn on my finger, I thought to myself "Fuck, I'm the biggest moron on earth". I mean, it's felt pretty good all these years, believing I was the biggest moron on the earth, I mean, who wouldn't? It's a title after all, a title which implies no one surpasses me in an attribute.
Today, this pride was dashed, as it seems you have taken the title from me.
Congratulations, I hereby forward my title to you, you are now THE Biggest moron on earth.
I forward my trophy onto you, good sire, display it with much pride.