WANTED The admin who deleted my post on CloutToken's profile is wanted by the PLHP for (1)13. Vehicular Murder. He/she is still to be identified and all we have to go off is the notification itself.
Have >0.5% Pakistani heritage in your blood (You will be blood tested, if <0.5% Pakistani heritage is found you will be sent to our brand new firing line that was kindly funded to us by the Paralake High School in their latest cake sale)
Know how to speak English
Say hello to Joe Dixon, Peter Swans and Parsuut Savage at least once in their lifetime
Have crohns disease
DO YOU HAVE THE ELIGIBILITY TO APPLY?! WOW, YOU DO?! APPLY NOW!
APPLICATION FORMAT:
Code:
Full Name:
Age:
Gender:
Why do you want to join the Paralake Highway Patrol?:
Do you condone the Paralake Ballas?:
Do you endorse the black race?:
SEND YOUR APPLICATIONS IN THROUGH THIS THREAD AND PARALAKE HIGHWAY RECRUITMENT UNIT WILL RESPOND ASAP, WE REQUIRE UNITS AGAINST OUR WAR OF ROAD TRAFFIC AND THE COMMUNIST PLPD REGIME.
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