Post your "sex offender shuffle" raps.

[DRift]

So, if you didn't know, there is a dank rap on the interwebs called the "Sex Offender Shuffle" which can be found here:

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This thread is so you can post your rhymes. Or the Rhymes you find around, I don't give a fuck. Go all out fam
[DOUBLEPOST=1493654687,1493654386][/DOUBLEPOST]First names Daniel, Last names Rift
Most my friends, call me Drift.
That's because, and you won't guess
I slide straight into your sons DMs.

I usually play Perp, but now I banned
So I go round in my bright pink van,
I find those kids, and take their skids.
Then I how one fids.

What I came up with so far lmao.

 

[Belg Lmfao]

 

[Imperial Watch]

Look out for perverted strangers who want to touch your tinkly winklys kids.

 

[Puma]

my name is drift and i posted a thread
tryna get likes and tryna eat bread
all i want is recognition
but im a fucking mathematical statistician

 

[matt]

matt douglas thats my name
this thread is as shit as you are lame
im not trying to start no beef
but your shit post is gonna get taken down

 

[Walker]

This is autistic

 

[Teemo]

Stop