Riddle to the Riddle

[blobvis 2.0]

So I was bored with my friend during Math class and we came up with the following riddle:

0 is not 3
3 is no penis
0 is no penis
but 0=3 is a penis?! (with worse handwriting it was way better )

now a normal riddle:

but seriously first 1 was shit.

Post your best riddle here

 

[rogue]

Not a riddle but I can guess your number

Think of a number.
Double it.
Add 90
Half it
Take away the number you first thought of
and your number is 45.
But is it like riddle as in @GraveDinosaur riddle?
[DOUBLEPOST=1443718695,1443718564][/DOUBLEPOST]

Not a riddle but I can guess your number

Think of a number.
Double it.
Add 90
Half it
Take away the number you first thought of
and your number is 45.
But is it like riddle as in @GraveDinosaur riddle?

Also, the answer to the first picture is 87 and the second one is pretty obvious.

 

[Appricey]

When i looked at this riddle my mind exploded now i can't anwser it i believe i need brain sergery as my tiny brain can not handle it xD you guys and your riddles it reminds me of john riddle.

 

[John Daymon]

Two the HUEHUE IM PRO.

 

[GraveDinosaur]

Hi. Watch the riddle diddle solve this : P
[DOUBLEPOST=1443719802,1443719517][/DOUBLEPOST]The first one. The numbers are upside down so it's the number 87

And the second one. "The" is written twice

 

[Venomine]

I can't solve that riddle but I can fuck your bitch.
Bit of banter.