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[Swiper]

I bet my girlfriend £50 that I could make a car out of Spaghetti.

You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.

 

[Lelios1]

What is red and smells like blue paint.


Red paint.

 

[Tyla Jai]

 

[Hazza the Fifty-Sixth]

 

[CodezBlack]

How do you fit 8000 jews into a car?

Spoiler: Answer (Dont open if jewish)

2 in the front, 2 in the back and the rest in the ash tray.

 

[Hayden]

How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew

 

[MegaFro]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no body to go with.

 

[Generic Twat]

So a yak is in his room and is making a noise, so his mom goes to investegate and when she knocks on the door the yak says:

"Don't open, I'm yakking off!"

 

[Swiper]

I still think mines best tbh

 

[Hazza the Fifty-Sixth]

 

[matt]

brexit

 

[Tyla Jai]

high quality fresh from the house of lords ts channel

 

[Ysauzi]

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

 

[John Daymon]

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows

lol wtf

 

[ErmakDimon]

Knock knock
Who's there
Shit cop
Shit cop who?
Shit cop ermak

 

[FatGeorge]

the was a girl digging water holes in my back garden
She ment Well........

 

[Jimmy Gerrard]

-removed-

 

[FatGeorge]

so a skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop xD
[DOUBLEPOST=1491503967,1491503858][/DOUBLEPOST]if a teletubby gets robbed, what is he now





A tubby...... hehehehehehe xD

 

[Teemo]

A blind guy walks into a bar, he has a bruise the next morning

 

[Jimmy Gerrard]

white people cant say the N word but at least we can say phrases like, Thanks for the warning officer and hey dad