The sweater-vest thread
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10 days since last reply, diggin time.
Seen these 5 pretty fellas getting arrested.
Turns out they were planning to cage in the officer while being arrested, thus leading the Officer to bleed to death.
Another good angle of them.
They did suceed and for some reason, they got all uncuffed.Medic got stabbed to death as he was trying to rescue the officer, RIP.
And here is why you shouldn't begin to /act surrender in the S.W.A.T team.If you do, they will begin praising the sun, beginning to act like a bunch of sweatervests (including me)
We had some bad weather, we praised and prayed to the sun for some better weather.
Because we disturbed the public with our praising and praying, we took it inside one of the empty interrogation rooms.We had no sun, but we praised the flying hamburger instead.
Seen these 5 pretty fellas getting arrested.
Turns out they were planning to cage in the officer while being arrested, thus leading the Officer to bleed to death.
Another good angle of them.
They did suceed and for some reason, they got all uncuffed.Medic got stabbed to death as he was trying to rescue the officer, RIP.
And here is why you shouldn't begin to /act surrender in the S.W.A.T team.If you do, they will begin praising the sun, beginning to act like a bunch of sweatervests (including me)
We had some bad weather, we praised and prayed to the sun for some better weather.
Because we disturbed the public with our praising and praying, we took it inside one of the empty interrogation rooms.We had no sun, but we praised the flying hamburger instead.
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I was gonna make my own thread for this but I may as well shove it here..
The Story of Gavin Moore
Here's Gavin, to you maybe he seems like just your average sweatervest but no, Gavin was different, as soon as I met him I noticed he had "act forward" bound to a key on his keyboard, he had $67,000 on him and he was roaming around the city with 50 burgers on him, throwing them at anyone and everyone he met. Since Gavin struck me as such an unusual character I decided I would take him around with me. I eventually led him to the Jennifer's Jewellers in Suburbs, this is when the transformation began...
Here's Gavin showing off his swanky new rags:
We then walked over to storage where I donated one of my Beretta m9s to complete his new look:
We then drove over to the Car Dealer, where Gavin transformed his dirty old red Mini Cooper, which he proudly named the 'Christmas Mobile' to this Snazzy speed demon:
I then had to part ways with Gavin, leaving only my phone number and the hope he would find the Ragnatech, his parting words were ''See you my elfie'' I'll never understand what the fuck he means by that, but I will take those words with me to my grave.
Here's what he had to say about his makeover:
''I look like a paedophile to be honest''
''I want a a big fat hat''
''nvm, no need for a hat when I got so nice hair''
''I got a mini cooper but I would sell a lot of burgers to buy this car'' (En route to the CD in my Spyder)
''I will spend my money wisely, mostly on burgers and green stuff''
''By green stuff I mean salad, ayy lmao''
The Story of Gavin Moore
Here's Gavin, to you maybe he seems like just your average sweatervest but no, Gavin was different, as soon as I met him I noticed he had "act forward" bound to a key on his keyboard, he had $67,000 on him and he was roaming around the city with 50 burgers on him, throwing them at anyone and everyone he met. Since Gavin struck me as such an unusual character I decided I would take him around with me. I eventually led him to the Jennifer's Jewellers in Suburbs, this is when the transformation began...
Here's Gavin showing off his swanky new rags:
We then walked over to storage where I donated one of my Beretta m9s to complete his new look:
We then drove over to the Car Dealer, where Gavin transformed his dirty old red Mini Cooper, which he proudly named the 'Christmas Mobile' to this Snazzy speed demon:
I then had to part ways with Gavin, leaving only my phone number and the hope he would find the Ragnatech, his parting words were ''See you my elfie'' I'll never understand what the fuck he means by that, but I will take those words with me to my grave.
Here's what he had to say about his makeover:
''I look like a paedophile to be honest''
''I want a a big fat hat''
''nvm, no need for a hat when I got so nice hair''
''I got a mini cooper but I would sell a lot of burgers to buy this car'' (En route to the CD in my Spyder)
''I will spend my money wisely, mostly on burgers and green stuff''
''By green stuff I mean salad, ayy lmao''
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Thanks to @ChewKokLong420 for this 10/10 submission
Thanks to @ChewKokLong420 for this 10/10 submission
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He was driving like this for a while with the cops after xD
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Meet Tadgee
Instead of making a new thread for Tadgee we'll revive this thread.
Us arming up Tadgee
Everyone donating $5000 each to Tadgee so he can afford a mini.
Tadgee getting his hands on his car and driving off into the distance, the wrong way up the highway of course.
Instead of making a new thread for Tadgee we'll revive this thread.
Us arming up Tadgee
Everyone donating $5000 each to Tadgee so he can afford a mini.
Tadgee getting his hands on his car and driving off into the distance, the wrong way up the highway of course.
