For 138 negative ratings: Eviction City - Staff That Fly

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This is purely satirical and isn't meant to offend any groups or something :booty:



You would not believe your eyes,
If ten million judging eyes,
Observed my actions as I bombed PD.
'cause they cruise the open air,
And leave source bans everywhere,
You'd think i'd complain but I would just stand and stare.
I try to make myself believe,
That the PH staff care for our gameplay,
It's hard to say that i'd rather play PH when on DarkRP,
Cause everything is as mingy as it seems...
Cause I get a thousand warns,
From ten million flying whores,
As they try to force me how to play.
A physgun above my head,
Leaves me crying while in bed,
A permanent ban is just hanging by a thread.
I try to make myself believe,
That the PH staff care for our gameplay,
It's hard to say that i'd rather play PH when on DarkRP,
Cause everything is as mingy as it seems...
(When on DarkRP)
Leave that complaint open just a crack,
(please take me to the roof)
Because I don't think you'd wanna do that,
(please take me up to the roof)
Why do I tire of blatent lies,
(please take me to the roof)
When I could easily just up and say goodbye.
To ten million members' eyes,
I'm weird cause I hate goodbyes,
I got misty eyes as the staff member said farewell.
(said farewell)
But i'll know where several are,
When I dox them straight to Mars,
Cause I say 'fuck you' and release their info far.
I try to make myself believe,
That the PH staff care for our gameplay,
It's hard to say that i'd rather play PH when on DarkRP,
Cause everything is as mingy as it seems...
(When on DarkRP) X2
I try to make myself believe,
That the PH staff care for our gameplay,
It's hard to say that i'd rather play PH when on DarkRP,
Cause my oppresion is bursting at the seems...

I'm currently doing a suggestion from @Hazza56 so you'll be graced with that very soon also.

 
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This is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time.

A pretty good sum up of what's happened over the years I'd say.
 
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No hard feelings mkay


Whilst the frame Cut was perfect in vegas, in youtube it is not. Reasons and stuff
 
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