Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.
"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his "dick" tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it."
"Snape gave Harry a swift, piercing look. Harry looked at the floor. He wished Ron would put his dick down."
"Yaxley thrust his dick back under his cloak with a snort."
" Harry took the dick. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the dick above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls."
Harry got to his feet. He was shaking and out of breath. Ron was standing there with his dick still raised, staring at what he had done.
It was Hermione who spoke first.
"Is it -- dead?"
"I don't think so," said Harry, "I think it's just been knocked out."
He bent down and pulled his dick out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his "dick" tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it."
"Snape gave Harry a swift, piercing look. Harry looked at the floor. He wished Ron would put his dick down."
"Yaxley thrust his dick back under his cloak with a snort."
" Harry took the dick. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the dick above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls."
Harry got to his feet. He was shaking and out of breath. Ron was standing there with his dick still raised, staring at what he had done.
It was Hermione who spoke first.
"Is it -- dead?"
"I don't think so," said Harry, "I think it's just been knocked out."
He bent down and pulled his dick out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
