Synatec's Spider Guide

[Mxdium]

Its dead dw

 

[Kelson]

just fucking gas it m8

 

[Mxdium]

No you only do that to these spiders

(Star Spider)

 

[Kelson]

what the fuck

 

[NoHax]

what if it comes back from the dead, crawls up your ass and eats the inside of your body????

 

[It's ANGRY MUFFIN time!!!]

shut up you milk freezing freak

 

[ErmakDimon]

his movement speed is no longer mach 4 but very slow.

very accurate

 

[Imperial Watch]

a single spider is ok if its just chilling on the corner of your apartment cause its a great way for it to catch bugs as well.
but the moment that son bitch leaves its designated corner, it wont survive for much longer
also:

 

[Smeris]

spiderbro

 

[Smeris]

 

[Imperial Watch]

narrating greentexts

 

[FatGeorge]

Wow i've never seen @rogue rate something dumb until this post.

 

[Smeris]

atleast it's not someone narrating reddit

 

[Bert]

Get a bunch of shoes and throw them as hard as you can at the spider works every time, biggest spider in Maine is a wolf spider but still it works even tho we don't have very big spiders.

 

[Zoephix]

Fricking smack it till its not moving anymore, that's the way to go.

 

[Bert]

Thats why u gotta get a shoe

 

[Madda]

Burning your house down has a 100% success rate though

 

[Bert]

Shut your mouth madda

 

[Jack P]

As my dad told me, if you have spiders in your apartment or a specific room means that it's clean environment at that point. If that's true then just make it all dirty! Anyways you shouldn't really kill spiders, as someone else said(Cba to see who again cause I'm on phone). If it's just away from you, leave it be cause it does something good for you, fx it eats all the fucking annoying flies, that has no purpose but to feking annoy the crap out of you!

And as Rogue said, spiders is cute... JUST NOT THE BIG MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

 

[Ysauzi]

bro imagine a human with 8 fucking legs and 8 eyes