"The Crimson Enigma has the best staff in town! I could eat spaghetti while tying up all loose ends at the same time!" - wise guy #4356
The Crimson Enigma is home to the most realistic 1930's simulation of a restaurant you will ever find in Paralake. Guaranteed.
Your host, Johnathon "Big Cheese" Smithers will take good care of you while you take a seat and chow down on our excellent selection of food and drink available to you. Don't like it?
Well, I've got two cinder blocks with your name on 'em punk.
Oh, and don't worry about that valuable little friend in that 'ere pocket of yours. On our establishment you're free to be packing heat as long as you don't intend to use it in an effort to disrupt the mood of everyone else's evening.
Enjoy your meals.
