The PLPD Massacre of 2026

[Teemo]

I love how the rest of the context isnt posted lmfao.

I very much hope this post is more of a shitpost, however incase you want to make it serious:, let me break it down.

1st guy i kill, bunched an officer multiple times for no reason, made him bleed, breaking 3.4
2nd guy, pulled a baseball out, attempted to kill an officer/another civilian in front of multiple gov employees, breaking 3.4 and being an active threat to life.
3rd guy, the collateral kill was very unfortunate. They were compensated for their loss, and an apology was issued. In addition to this, they were standing in an area of a shootout for basically no reason, he had just seen someone getting shot. Instead of running, they remained at the scene.
4th guy, broke GP and 3.4 comming up to me punching me aswell after he had just seen multiple people getting shot becuase of the same reason
5th guy, picked up a baseball bat, ignored GP 4 times after being instructed to surrender.

brothers shook

 

[Lushi]

I love how the rest of the context isnt posted lmfao.

I very much hope this post is more of a shitpost, however incase you want to make it serious:, let me break it down.

1st guy i kill, bunched an officer multiple times for no reason, made him bleed, breaking 3.4
2nd guy, pulled a baseball out, attempted to kill an officer/another civilian in front of multiple gov employees, breaking 3.4 and being an active threat to life.
3rd guy, the collateral kill was very unfortunate. They were compensated for their loss, and an apology was issued. In addition to this, they were standing in an area of a shootout for basically no reason, he had just seen someone getting shot. Instead of running, they remained at the scene.
4th guy, broke GP and 3.4 comming up to me punching me aswell after he had just seen multiple people getting shot becuase of the same reason
5th guy, picked up a baseball bat, ignored GP 4 times after being instructed to surrender.

it aint that deep bro

 

[sza]

 

[The HitMan]

I love how the rest of the context isnt posted lmfao.

I very much hope this post is more of a shitpost, however incase you want to make it serious:, let me break it down.

1st guy i kill, bunched an officer multiple times for no reason, made him bleed, breaking 3.4
2nd guy, pulled a baseball out, attempted to kill an officer/another civilian in front of multiple gov employees, breaking 3.4 and being an active threat to life.
3rd guy, the collateral kill was very unfortunate. They were compensated for their loss, and an apology was issued. In addition to this, they were standing in an area of a shootout for basically no reason, he had just seen someone getting shot. Instead of running, they remained at the scene.
4th guy, broke GP and 3.4 comming up to me punching me aswell after he had just seen multiple people getting shot becuase of the same reason
5th guy, picked up a baseball bat, ignored GP 4 times after being instructed to surrender.

No amount of context can save you. Shooting people with a gun whilst they are unarmed is not something that can be looked over.....

 

[Avid Feminist]

1st guy i kill, bunched an officer multiple times for no reason, made him bleed, breaking 3.4

Which part of the use of force policy says if someone is breaking rules I can blow their head off? I think I've forgotten that bit.

 

[fokus-rado08]

Riot control? Nah, just shoot everyone.

 

[northnortheast]

Your honour, my client would like to invoke Section 10, Paragraph 4 of the Complaint Committee Mandate; the alleged 'victim' of crossfire in this situation continued to stand idly for more than 5.32 seconds after my client allegedly fired the first shot, indicating a clear lack of self-preservation on their part. Other person(s) who may or may not have been executed by my client upon inspection possess 'New Player' tag, so they were probably up to something that deserved shooting, case dismissed.

 

[Aquaa]

I love how the rest of the context isnt posted lmfao.

I very much hope this post is more of a shitpost, however incase you want to make it serious:, let me break it down.

1st guy i kill, bunched an officer multiple times for no reason, made him bleed, breaking 3.4
2nd guy, pulled a baseball out, attempted to kill an officer/another civilian in front of multiple gov employees, breaking 3.4 and being an active threat to life.
3rd guy, the collateral kill was very unfortunate. They were compensated for their loss, and an apology was issued. In addition to this, they were standing in an area of a shootout for basically no reason, he had just seen someone getting shot. Instead of running, they remained at the scene.
4th guy, broke GP and 3.4 comming up to me punching me aswell after he had just seen multiple people getting shot becuase of the same reason
5th guy, picked up a baseball bat, ignored GP 4 times after being instructed to surrender.

 

[Akeno Via]

That was quick! Happens to the best of us..

 

[Off The Radar]

This seems very like PLPD, but I still like them.

 

[MegaFro]

I love how the rest of the context isnt posted lmfao.

I very much hope this post is more of a shitpost, however incase you want to make it serious:, let me break it down.

1st guy i kill, bunched an officer multiple times for no reason, made him bleed, breaking 3.4
2nd guy, pulled a baseball out, attempted to kill an officer/another civilian in front of multiple gov employees, breaking 3.4 and being an active threat to life.
3rd guy, the collateral kill was very unfortunate. They were compensated for their loss, and an apology was issued. In addition to this, they were standing in an area of a shootout for basically no reason, he had just seen someone getting shot. Instead of running, they remained at the scene.
4th guy, broke GP and 3.4 comming up to me punching me aswell after he had just seen multiple people getting shot becuase of the same reason
5th guy, picked up a baseball bat, ignored GP 4 times after being instructed to surrender.

I didn't really post this because I cared too much, I was mostly just shocked at what I saw and died laughing because this was insane.

BUT! Come on, you have batons and tasers and like 4 officers there, you could've subdued them easily. Shooting guns in crowd of people was very exaggerated.

I failed in becoming a TFU officer but you didn't yo! so how did you miss the part about shooting unarmed people in PD lobby

 

[hyushi123]

I didn't really post this because I cared too much, I was mostly just shocked at what I saw and died laughing because this was insane.

BUT! Come on, you have batons and tasers and like 4 officers there, you could've subdued them easily. Shooting guns in crowd of people was very exaggerated.

I failed in becoming a TFU officer but you didn't yo! so how did you miss the part about shooting unarmed people in PD lobby

make an IA dude!

 

[Avid Feminist]

I love how the rest of the context isnt posted lmfao.

I very much hope this post is more of a shitpost, however incase you want to make it serious:, let me break it down.

1st guy i kill, bunched an officer multiple times for no reason, made him bleed, breaking 3.4
2nd guy, pulled a baseball out, attempted to kill an officer/another civilian in front of multiple gov employees, breaking 3.4 and being an active threat to life.
3rd guy, the collateral kill was very unfortunate. They were compensated for their loss, and an apology was issued. In addition to this, they were standing in an area of a shootout for basically no reason, he had just seen someone getting shot. Instead of running, they remained at the scene.
4th guy, broke GP and 3.4 comming up to me punching me aswell after he had just seen multiple people getting shot becuase of the same reason
5th guy, picked up a baseball bat, ignored GP 4 times after being instructed to surrender.

The first officer was punched 4 times when you first opened fire. Rather than allowing any of the other 4 officers nearby including the one in the clip with cuffs out to deal with it you opened fire while the officer was only "slightly bruised".

Next up a civilian pulled out a bat and tried defending the officer, (this was also very silly on his behalf I will admit) once you shot the sweater attacking the officer he backed off and put away his bat. Without any commands you blew his head off. This resulted in the death of another civilian through crossfire.

Finally, a third silly goose came up and tried to punch you. He threw 3 punches but I doubt all of them landed. You would've still been full hp and you're in heavy TFU gear. This player's actions was similarly rewarded by you with a bullet to the head.

This clip shows my HP testing.

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I do not understand how you could look at this clip and decide, "yeah that seems justified."

 

[MaverickRat]

this is like the Tienanmen square of paralake jesus christ , i hope this abhorrent reprobate tfu officer is smitten down by the swifit hand of god (IA)

 

[Cap.Phillips]

I love how the rest of the context isnt posted lmfao.

I very much hope this post is more of a shitpost, however incase you want to make it serious:, let me break it down.

1st guy i kill, bunched an officer multiple times for no reason, made him bleed, breaking 3.4
2nd guy, pulled a baseball out, attempted to kill an officer/another civilian in front of multiple gov employees, breaking 3.4 and being an active threat to life.
3rd guy, the collateral kill was very unfortunate. They were compensated for their loss, and an apology was issued. In addition to this, they were standing in an area of a shootout for basically no reason, he had just seen someone getting shot. Instead of running, they remained at the scene.
4th guy, broke GP and 3.4 comming up to me punching me aswell after he had just seen multiple people getting shot becuase of the same reason
5th guy, picked up a baseball bat, ignored GP 4 times after being instructed to surrender.

What did a just read?
U seriously think there is a justification to kill 5 people, all unarmed or with baseball bats.
And to me the best bart is the : " In addition to this, they were standing in an area of a shootout"... like of course the guy had some of the fault in getting shot in the head by an unhinged cop.
Btw , the purple guy u killed wasnt even armed at the time u shot him, posing no threat or very litle.
But sure, they are the ones to blame.
And i bet noting will happen...

 

[Christopher Bonanno]

fuck i gotta play cop more

 

[MaverickRat]

fuck i gotta play cop more

cop is good when you rp like a funny guy not just shoot anyone insight trust

 

[Cap.Phillips]

cop is good when you rp like a funny guy not just shoot anyone insight trust

Wich sadly no cop does. Instead, as soon as they log in they become absolute control freaks, pulling people over, writing tickets and arresting people for just plain BULLSHIT... and thats pretty much the best way to describe most of the pd officers, wich as we can see from this video, not even high ranking officers want to rp no more. Like chill, this is not ur real job, u can actually chose to not do it bro. Dont be so grumpy

 

[Cap.Phillips]

make an IA dude!

Classic stuff

 

[MaverickRat]

Wich sadly no cop does. Instead, as soon as they log in they become absolute control freaks, pulling people over, writing tickets and arresting people for just plain BULLSHIT... and thats pretty much the best way to describe most of the pd officers, wich as we can see from this video, not even high ranking officers want to rp no more. Like chill, this is not ur real job, u can actually chose to not do it bro. Dont be so grumpy

extremely true ,this guy might be the real captain phillips