Trapani Pasta

[Josef Stalin]

(ignore the bad mic recording lol)

Trapani Pasta


We are the new org in town

We create Pasta to make Paralake happy

When you hit the pasta, the pasta will hit you




Looking for new employee's

 

[.....]

Nvm

 

[DilanTheSkrub]

trapani pasta has server hackerman stale pasta
hackerman isnt pleased
uber hack on your website incoming
we are anonymous
we do not forgiv
we do not forget

 

[Zayne]

Trapani's - a perfect evocation of Sun-drenched Italian, with simple ochre-washed walls, flagged floors, and haunting monastic simplicity. The menu captures the essence of rustic Italy in it’s delicious pasta, fish, and roasts, with hearty flavours and in sensible portions. A sheltered yard for a god-sent breeze whilst dining in the summer heat, or a well heated, in-door winter bite during times of the unbearable cold.​

Review by Zack Robberts

 

[Puma]

Tried the yelper special, and it tasted like boogers and cum.

 

[TheFrozenMonkeyKing]

I would really recommend you if you had managed to protect your customers against idiots who stole their food, jumped up on their table, and were loud and annoying. Apart from the complete aids, it was ok.

 

[Generic Twat]

10/10 Tumblr rates

Trapani Pasta has the best we- I mean, pasta in the world. After binge eating 4 pounds of Trapani Pasta out of frustration because my feminist thoughts werent accepted, I decided that I now sexually Identify as a Trapani Pasta.

 

[CodezBlack]

Spoiler: What you thought he served

Spoiler: What he actually serves

JK

 

[Cole]

 

[racxes]

Still only sell chinese

 

[Alliat]

We create the best of the best!

 

[Eviction Notice]

im makin' you an offer you can't refuse, free pasta for mafia family gang crime or youll find that your pasta will be burnt by nights end​

 

[Josef Stalin]

im makin' you an offer you can't refuse, free pasta for mafia family gang crime or youll find that your pasta will be burnt by nights end​

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Every mafia family gang crime member will receive a 75% discount on all food in our stores.

We do not go any higher then the 75%

Just to make you refresh your memory...



Hit the pasta, and the pasta will hit you


Enjoy your meals
@Eviction Notice

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[TheFrozenMonkeyKing]

Trapani Pasta is worth your time and money, that is for sure. The staff are nice and the service is good. The pasta can get boring, as they only sell one kind, but it is still really delicious. I recommend it if you are looking for a tiny eating place with a nice atmosphere.

Edit: *Pretend I added some stars here xd*

 

[Alliat]

im makin' you an offer you can't refuse, free pasta for mafia family gang crime or youll find that your pasta will be burnt by nights end​

We are a honest pasta family. I don't understand why every one thinks we are the maffia.

 

[Adrish]

Due to your Organisations recent actions against us, you have been placed on the Bad People list.
Regards, cANCER mINUS.

 

[rat]

Message from the CEO
Stop fucking sniping our members please. It's bad for business.​

 

[mango]

So I was walking around bazaar today and I see one of your members. He told me to leave someone else's shop and because I took the money because I wanted to host it in my friends shop, he gun pointed me and told me to drop the money. He got very pissed off and started shouting and screaming at me. He also told me "this is why you'd never get in a big org like trapani pasta".

 

[Josef Stalin]

Trapani Pasta - UPDATE


Introducing Hailey Kennedy-dutch

The new face of our restaurants

Hailey @THE SPOOK has received a promotion to: Restaurant manager
She will take the lead to enhance our hospitality
She also is in charge of the sweater trainee ship and, will be teaching sweaters how to serve pasta right.



Further updates
Possible delivery services?

We are currently working to make it possible for you to get your pasta at your house
We do not have any kind of date yet of when this is going to be added




Patrolling with an empty stomach?

No officer can patrol with an empty stomach.
That is why we give all officers that work at the PLPD a -50$ discount on their bills (this also counts for medics and firefighters)

Enjoy your meals

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[Silent]

how can a pasta org can get so much trouble ? are you guys putting shit in your food ?