UNOFFICIAL GUIDES: how to be a good pistol cop

Megasaw · Aug 28, 2023

If you are an existing TFU member/supervisor who sees a pistol cop block your way during raids, please send them this humbling video to guide them on how to be a pistol cop.

Not only will this video provide the best information for your units, but it will also prevent you from going clinically insane and could save your rank a demotion in the event you do the unholy, yet well-deserved action of just straight-up teamkilling them.

Efan · Aug 28, 2023

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Jimmy · Aug 28, 2023

This is fucking gold.

As TFU I don't mind letting a few pistol cops run into an apartment before me as a meat shield to allow my boomer reaction times to actually get some kills. Getting bodyblocked however does make me want to @Efan rage.

Efan · Aug 28, 2023

Jimmy said:
This is fucking gold.

As TFU I don't mind letting a few pistol cops run into an apartment before me as a meat shield to allow my boomer reaction times to actually get some kills. Getting bodyblocked however does make me want to @Efan rage.

I wasn’t being body blocked in that video, the officer did nothing wrong. The officer had clearly shown he was backing off and had no intention to repeak. The officer was given a glowing observation report for enthusiasm in shootouts.

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Please give me TFU back

Megasaw · Aug 28, 2023

Efan said:
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Efan said:
I wasn’t being body blocked in that video, the officer did nothing wrong. The officer had clearly shown he was backing off and had no intention to repeak. The officer was given a glowing observation report for enthusiasm in shootouts.

This message was sponsored by CC

Please give me TFU back

ngl, if it was up to me, you would have been promoted for doing PLPD a favour and saving more lives!!!

rxsm · Aug 28, 2023

16:9 die too much in this clip, copyright strike

peeps · Aug 28, 2023

Add this as the 10th question to the entry test

Moon · Aug 28, 2023

rxmeo said:
16:9 die too much in this clip, copyright strike

In my defense dog locked me in the toilets in the first clip, and the second clip I was reloading the revolver copyright this video NOW!??? thanks!? :nailbiting:

money · Aug 28, 2023

I disagree with the first two points, although i agree with the last one where you say that there should be people setting perimeter (I do so myself).

In shootouts, everything you possess against an enemy is a resource. I, myself, am the most valuable resource that I possess when leading these monkeys so it makes no sense that you will ever make me go first even if I am in heavy gear.
Hence, you should send all (non-occupied) pistol cops to go infront of you.

By sending them first you utilize this resource to its most potential:

1. You prompt immediate response - they have to shoot the cops and reveal their position in an apartment complex or closed area.
2. You seek 1 for 1 trades - if one of them manages to take a shooter down, you're already in great lead. All it takes is one shot.
3. You get a feel of what you're up against - you prompt actions in combat so you can hear footsteps, bandages, or different guns.

There is no use in you ever going and leading the assault - if you die, they lose the backbone and they cannot turtle outside the apartment as efficiently as you can as TFU, to wait for another wave.

What you should do however, is gather outside with fellow cops (together strong) and then push in.
You wouldn't send in a queen to lead your assault in a chess match at the start of it.

Creepis · Aug 28, 2023

money said:
I disagree with the first two points, although i agree with the last one where you say that there should be people setting perimeter (I do so myself).

In shootouts, everything you possess against an enemy is a resource. I, myself, am the most valuable resource that I possess when leading these monkeys so it makes no sense that you will ever make me go first even if I am in heavy gear.
Hence, you should send all (non-occupied) pistol cops to go infront of you.

By sending them first you utilize this resource to its most potential:

1. You prompt immediate response - they have to shoot the cops and reveal their position in an apartment complex or closed area.
2. You seek 1 for 1 trades - if one of them manages to take a shooter down, you're already in great lead. All it takes is one shot.
3. You get a feel of what you're up against - you prompt actions in combat so you can hear footsteps, bandages, or different guns.

There is no use in you ever going and leading the assault - if you die, they lose the backbone and they cannot turtle outside the apartment as efficiently as you can as TFU, to wait for another wave.

What you should do however, is gather outside with fellow cops (together strong) and then push in.
You wouldn't send in a queen to lead your assault in a chess match at the start of it.

unscsnip3r · Aug 28, 2023

Megasaw said:
If you are an existing TFU member/supervisor who sees a pistol cop block your way during raids, please send them this humbling video to guide them on how to be a pistol cop.

Not only will this video provide the best information for your units, but it will also prevent you from going clinically insane and could save your rank a demotion in the event you do the unholy, yet well-deserved action of just straight-up teamkilling them.

Petition to add this to pistol cop training

Deleted member 4084 · Aug 28, 2023

In future I will now put any officer who is a shitter in the supervisors office playing this
psd can ignore this message
i will be going the official route of dealing with them as per policy

2766 · Aug 28, 2023

money said:
I disagree with the first two points, although i agree with the last one where you say that there should be people setting perimeter (I do so myself).

In shootouts, everything you possess against an enemy is a resource. I, myself, am the most valuable resource that I possess when leading these monkeys so it makes no sense that you will ever make me go first even if I am in heavy gear.
Hence, you should send all (non-occupied) pistol cops to go infront of you.

By sending them first you utilize this resource to its most potential:

1. You prompt immediate response - they have to shoot the cops and reveal their position in an apartment complex or closed area.
2. You seek 1 for 1 trades - if one of them manages to take a shooter down, you're already in great lead. All it takes is one shot.
3. You get a feel of what you're up against - you prompt actions in combat so you can hear footsteps, bandages, or different guns.

There is no use in you ever going and leading the assault - if you die, they lose the backbone and they cannot turtle outside the apartment as efficiently as you can as TFU, to wait for another wave.

What you should do however, is gather outside with fellow cops (together strong) and then push in.
You wouldn't send in a queen to lead your assault in a chess match at the start of it.

You got that clip of me rushing in with the pistol cops?@Max

Tilin · Aug 28, 2023

Can we get this on a TV in the PD playing on 24h loops?

MalekIsWeird · Aug 28, 2023

Megasaw said:
If you are an existing TFU member/supervisor who sees a pistol cop block your way during raids, please send them this humbling video to guide them on how to be a pistol cop.

Not only will this video provide the best information for your units, but it will also prevent you from going clinically insane and could save your rank a demotion in the event you do the unholy, yet well-deserved action of just straight-up teamkilling them.

UNOFFICIAL GUIDES: how to be a good pistol cop

Megasaw

Efan

Jimmy

Efan

Megasaw

rxsm

peeps

Moon

money

Creepis

unscsnip3r

Deleted member 4084

Guest

2766

Tilin

MalekIsWeird

Megasaw

Treeman

Clarky

Nottoc

Megasaw

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