Weed Whackers
we'll whack ur weeds
Who are we?
We are a group of highly trained professionals, who prides ourselves on getting rid of any weeds sprouting in the pots in your house. We do this for free, however as payment we will gladly take any guns you may have, and your pots.
What are our methods?
We like to use our bare hands when actually whacking the weeds, but it can be a bit of a pain getting to the plant to extract them. For this, we like to use heavy weaponry, including but not limited to:
Colt M4A1s
AK47s
AK101s
and many more.
Occasionally we will leave a present at your door before we whack your weeds, and you'll be explosively surprised at how generous we can be.
Why should you join us?
We're always looking for new recruits, however we like those recruits to have some sort of monetary stability. This means that they should be able to maintain enough cash to always have enough tools for the job. Do not worry, however, as being in our professional organisation pays very well.
Join today, make some cash, and actually get employed you unqualified pieces of shit
rate it zing you cucks
we'll whack ur weeds
Who are we?
We are a group of highly trained professionals, who prides ourselves on getting rid of any weeds sprouting in the pots in your house. We do this for free, however as payment we will gladly take any guns you may have, and your pots.
What are our methods?
We like to use our bare hands when actually whacking the weeds, but it can be a bit of a pain getting to the plant to extract them. For this, we like to use heavy weaponry, including but not limited to:
Colt M4A1s
AK47s
AK101s
and many more.
Occasionally we will leave a present at your door before we whack your weeds, and you'll be explosively surprised at how generous we can be.
Why should you join us?
We're always looking for new recruits, however we like those recruits to have some sort of monetary stability. This means that they should be able to maintain enough cash to always have enough tools for the job. Do not worry, however, as being in our professional organisation pays very well.
Join today, make some cash, and actually get employed you unqualified pieces of shit
rate it zing you cucks
Last edited:
