What do you do for work?

[Dave]

i work as a parole officer in hmp berwyn

my condolences.

also @DB KILLER what do you do for work?

 

[Dom/1878]

i work as a parole officer in hmp berwyn

u might be my mates parole officer...

 

[Calcium]

u might be my mates parole officer...

i was, he started rambling about cheerios. we accepted him and he committed another child murder

 

[ZBM]

lil bit of this and that,
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Another slave just like me

 

[Nazeer]

I am @micbib's lawyer.

 

[Avid Feminist]

Been working in a petrol station recently, insanely funny job. I love asking old, balding people for their ID and they then crash out on me.

 

[Off The Radar]

For work i’m the leader of an Org called Raid Co

 

[Caveric Jonson]

I’m a machine operator in a chemical factory. I basically watch over 4 machines that fill the cans with product, puts valves in the cans, a machine that gasses the can and crimps the valve onto the can and then a weight check. It’s a pretty good job but it has its shit days where I risk getting shot with a exploding can lol

 

[Floppa]

I spend my days as an electrician touring the empire of Salling Group (specifically Sjælland), heroically resurrecting the endless stream of electrical casualties across Føtex, Bilka, Netto, Starbucks, BR, and Carl’s Jr. It’s truly inspiring how consistently things manage to break. The dedication of some of these employees is purely unmatched.

Spoiler: Story Continues

At first, I wondered how this could possibly happen. How does so much electrical equipment fail so frequently?

Then I remembered.

Shoppers confidently steer carts straight into my ladder, repeatedly, while blindly walking about. They see a raised scissor lift with me perched several meters in the air and think, “Ah yes, perfect spot for a quick sit or to stash my shopping.”

And then there are the employees. Careless, indifferent, blissfully unconcerned. Coolers piled five deep on a single circuit, extension cords upon extension cords dangling from the ceiling like electrified vines, plugs drowned or damaged, panels yanked open for no reason, equipment treated like disposable props. They have no concept of “too much” or “limits,” and yet are perpetually shocked when something stops working.

But my job isn’t just fixing the mess. I also create new things: pulling Ethernet cables across entire stores, installing new electrical systems, powering up new displays, and building the infrastructure that actually keeps the stores running.

In short: I don’t just fix what people break. I make the chaos function.

I love my job, and I would never want it to change.

Man please go check my store’s intern case and come fix our shit lol i swear we always get help after 2 weeks no matter how important the issue is

 

[RespectMyVoid]

i work at LKQ a worldwide car salvage company and my job is to cut cars in all kinds of ways for body shops so they can piece cars back together

 

[D3LLY]

Hey y'all!

Harold here, 25 years old, and I also love my job!

Freelance Commercial Pilot, flying whatever keeps me busy. Currently operating from multiple european countries (mainly Netherlands, Belgium and Germany). Hoping to pick up more work from airlines over the next summer period

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didn’t know harold baker was like that bro, fairplay to ya my man

 

[D3LLY]

currently unemployed looking for a different career, been looking into police recently, but i’ve done different things since i was 14, (17 now)

grounds maintenance at golf courses
working in pubs
retail
different work in different trades, painting and decorating, kitchen refurbishing, carpentry and general labouring
fast food work (everyone’s been here)

 

[D3LLY]

lil bit of this and that,
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“the bill comes to 176 quid mate along with 25% service tax”

 

[St. ides]

currently unemployed looking for a different career, been looking into police recently, but i’ve done different things since i was 14, (17 now)

grounds maintenance at golf courses
working in pubs
retail
different work in different trades, painting and decorating, kitchen refurbishing, carpentry and general labouring
fast food work (everyone’s been here)

yeah bro we know you're unemployed

 

[D3LLY]

yeah bro we know you're unemployed

oh yh tf u do for work bro

 

[St. ides]

oh yh tf u do for work bro

Im a hazmat technician.

 

[D3LLY]

Im a hazmat technician.

wonder what fartings like in one of those suits

 

[St. ides]

wonder what fartings like in one of those suits

I dont wear class A often so i never know