Dumb rejected petitions on Parliament petitions website.

[Bnjemann]

There’s a treasure trove of absolutely batshit insane petitions on this website lmao.

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Official online petitions in response to issues of the day, listing the number that got a Government response, and those that have been debated in the House of Parliament

petition.parliament.uk

Post best ones below:

 

[rogue]

 

[Caveric Jonson]

There’s a treasure trove of absolutely batshit insane petitions on this website lmao.

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Official online petitions in response to issues of the day, listing the number that got a Government response, and those that have been debated in the House of Parliament

petition.parliament.uk

Post best ones below:
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Whoever signed this should not reproduce ever again

 

[DanielRabbit]

There’s a treasure trove of absolutely batshit insane petitions on this website lmao.

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Official online petitions in response to issues of the day, listing the number that got a Government response, and those that have been debated in the House of Parliament

petition.parliament.uk

Post best ones below:
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Is this your way of getting more messages to get achievements?

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

human composting?? what the fuck?

 

[SamSN]

Is this your way of getting more messages to get achievements?

You're one to talk

 

[Locksmith]

human composting?? what the fuck?

I would google it, but im not being put on a watchlist.

 

[Jimmy]

What the fuck

 

[Murtsley]

Do you know about how bad Bovine TB is for farmers?

 

[Jimmy Bovine]

Funnily enough, human composting is now allowed in the states of California and New York

 

[Goonsberg]

Funnily enough, human composting is now allowed in the states of California and New York

But what is it

 

[Caveric Jonson]

Funnily enough, human composting is now allowed in the states of California and New York

I'm so glad i don't live in those states. Ohio sucks but at least we don't do dumb shit like that

 

[Jimmy Bovine]

I'm so glad i don't live in those states. Ohio sucks but at least we don't do dumb shit like that

Only a matter of time till the stupidity spreads to your state brother

 

[Caveric Jonson]

Only a matter of time till the stupidity spreads to your state brother

Sadly you are correct on that

 

[Clarky]

Do you know about how bad Bovine TB is for farmers?

For about 5 minutes I thought this was some inside joke to do with @Jimmy Bovine considering he responded to the thread too until I looked up what you fully said, fuck sakes

 

[Agent]

I mean if you think about it, human compost isn't too bad... we kinda end up as compost anyway when we get buried or our ashes spread lol

 

[Tilin]

Human composting sounds worse than it is. There's a lady on tiktok that explains the whole thing and runs the facility.
Essentially they use ecological materials for this. They place the body into an airtight container which has straw and soil.
Once the body has fully composted they extract the remaining stuff and burn it.
Then the soil is used to plant a tree or something similar.

 

[Agent]

This explains nicely how it works

 

[HuskyD0G]

The human composting stuff is really not that farfetched it just sounds bad. But whoever thinks british sanctions on the USA are going to do anything is smoking some premium zaza

 

[Bnjemann]

The human composting stuff is really not that farfetched it just sounds bad. But whoever thinks british sanctions on the USA are going to do anything is smoking some premium zaza

There was also a petition to completely ban all firearms in the U.K. after the 2021 incident even though the act was caused by mishandling of someone’s revoked license to have guns to begin with and it wasn’t inherently caused by any actual lawful reaquisition. U.K. is nuts over gun ownership.