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Hey everyone.

Lately i've been roleplaying with a flostage. I found out that a lot of people dont know what a flostage is so i thought it needed some explaining.

Here we go


The flostage was discovered in the year 1204 by a man named Jean-Prior la flostagze
He found the bird when he was investigating the trees in his giant backyard. The first encounter with the flostage was in south france, close to andorra.

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it is possible to have a flostage at your home. You can keep it as a pet easily. Keep in mind that a flostage does not eat meat, so you have to feed him other bird food.
Flostages live about 10 years which is pretty long for a bird, thats why a lot of people keep it as their pet.


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Here is a picture of a flostage. As you can see the flostage has a yellow belly, and uses his wonderfull blue wings to fly. On a year base over 100.000 of these cute birds get killed for their feathers and their meat. (tastes like chicken)

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I hope no one ever asks me again what a flostage is. Thanks for wasting your time on this


(information source: wikipedia)





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I'm gonna kill your flostage IG and turn it into McCluckerboat's "fried chicken"
if i ever make a fast-food restaurant i'm calling it McCluckerboat.
 
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