Questions please.

[jjjackier]

Can everyone give me questions and I will give you a solution/reply with a mustache joke in it.

Example: My crush likes another guy, what do I do?
Answer: Get a fake mustache, buy it at PikaMart.mu.s.ta.ch.e.com Make sure to use Mustache Wax every day!

 

[Swiper]

I keep sending my CV and my application to join Next but they keep ignoring it, what can I do to make them read it and accept me?

 

[jjjackier]

I keep sending my CV and my application to join Next but they keep ignoring it, what can I do to make them read it and accept me?

Oh, haha this old story. Alright, the next time you send an application makes sure to type in: My mustache would also keep you some company, he is good with Wax, love stories, children and farts.

That should force them to accept you, because I also sent them a Mustache, with some Wax too.

 

[Swiper]

I keep sending my CV and my application to join Next but they keep ignoring it, what can I do to make them read it and accept me?

Thanks Jack, I'll get back to you if it works!

 

[Napoleon Bonaparte]

So, i need to go to school every day, what can i do? xD

 

[jjjackier]

So, i need to go to school every day, what can i do? xD

Send an SMS to your teacher saying: I used some new Wax on my new mustache, but I bought and used the wrong one, now I have mustachecancerphobia.

That should help you for a few weeks.
If you get a reply about not coming for 3 weeks, say it's permanent.

There you go.

 

[Robert_Kingston]

How do i make my internet go faster?

 

[jjjackier]

How do i make my internet go faster?

Buy a new router/modem, you will get a 100% discount, buy it at Mustachefiberoptic.pancakes.co
It will be sent to you in 2 seconds.
It adds up 50GB speed. With a Mustache Wax extra and you get 500 dollars for sitting your ass off the laptop every day.

 

[Robert_Kingston]

How do i make my internet go faster?

10/10! Works good!

 

[Senlin]

How can i get money faster?

 

[jjjackier]

How can i get money faster?

Oh haha!
Work at my famous industry.
Mustache4u.co.pancakes.com.helpmustacheswithcancer.com.fart.co
Go on that site and click, get money.

I whitelisted you so you can only do it, this is basically cookie clicker.

 

[WolfyLuxion]

How do I fart?

 

[jjjackier]

How do I fart?

Shove a Mustache up your ass, I thought it was obvious.

 

[WolfyLuxion]

How do I fart?

Thanks ! It worked c:

 

[Senlin]

How can i get money faster?

Thanks

 

[Napoleon Bonaparte]

So, i need to go to school every day, what can i do? xD

Thx xD

 

[Nuka]

How can i be a soopa amazeen woleplaya?

 

[jjjackier]

How can i be a soopa amazeen woleplaya?

Grow a hat and buy a mustache.
No wait, swap them.
BUY A HAT AND GROW A MUSTACHE.

 

[Ruby]

What are the benefits of having a mustache while attracting women?

 

[jjjackier]

What are the benefits of having a mustache while attracting women?

Oh I have a secret I'm gonna tell: THE MUSTACHE ATTRACTS WOMEN BECAUSE IT TALKS DIRTY! IT TALKS ABOUT . . . . . . WAX.
Women LOVES Wax, they eat wax, they shower the wax (shower with wax) and shits wax.

Remember, mustache saves lives.