- [Intro]
"Are you, uh, a real sweater?"
"Well, uh, technically... nah."
"Have you ever RDM’d a good guy, like, uh, like a real officer?"
"Nah."
"Have you ever used a baseball bat?"
"Nah, nah..."
"Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be sweaters!
[Hook]
Hey!
We are sweatervests
Hey!
We are sweatervests
[Verse 1]
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in muggery
We are making Sourcebans history
If you wanna be a real sweatervest
You’ll have to learn how to be the greatest pest
Just follow my moves, and minge around
Be careful not to roleplay now
(//Admin 2 me!)
(No, don't say that!)
[Hook]
We are sweatervests
Hey!
We are sweatervests
We are sweatervests
[Verse 2]
Ha ha ha
Now look at this bat, that I just made
When I say go, be ready to raid
And go!
(Hit him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's raid someone else)
Now watch and learn, here's the rules
We’ll ignore these, they’re just for fools!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! What are you doing!?)
[Outro]
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are sweatervests
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are sweatervests
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are sweatervests
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are sweatervests
Hey!
Hey!