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The Paralake Times
BREAKING NEWS
"BAKAS-SHEEP?"
Paralake Times journalists recently got their hands on a classified police report. In this police report we have found out that 2 Bakassi Women, going by the names of Pipinya Okafor and Conteh Nzeogwu have been arrested as result of a two month investigation, concluding that the two were part of a bigger ring of criminals that kidnapped numerous sheep from nearby farms. One of the PLPD detectives went undercover as a sheep and found out that the couple ran a sheep-brothel just at the outskirts of the city. From the scene, officers have rescued 16 sheep, of which 14 wounded. 29 sheep remain missing.
When you've joined The Bakassi Women the only way to leave is by death since you know too much about the organization.