Hello, Bakassi Haram.
ALDI would like to form an alliance with your organisation. We sell cheap and reliable produce in store. Please note that we cannot accept any quotings from the book of Haram as any wild meat we sell may get up and walk off. Exotic meats such as alligator kebabs and tinned unicorn are now in stock at ALDI.
Organization update
From now on, we will not do any bombings anymore since there is no good cause left. We have left the forest and given it to our good friend, Sekou Toure, leader of Boko Haram. Our terrorist days are over, our goal has been reached. No more extremist actions shall be found place. We will move over to the suburban territory to claim it as our own, to decorate the houses and have fun with eachother without bombing everyone. We will aid everyone that seeks help, and punish those who deal harm to any of us. Supplying paralake with our guns and other needs, will be our job.
The old bakassi days are gone, time for a new rise!
Hello, this is Andrew James from James Movie Productions, we would like to do an interview with the old halal leader to let people know about your cause, is this doable?
Organisation age: Almost 6 months and counting Police members killed: 154 Melee fights won: 67 Machete vs rifle encounters won: 12 Infidels murdered for our cause: 198 Meth bombings: 7 Carbombs sucessfully placed and executed: 4 Quran sessions held at dead tree: 7
I'd like to thank all child soldiers who fought along with me to accomplish these goals. Also thanks Allah for aiding us gathering our resources and accomplish our goals.
We friendly Insurgents would love to form an alliance with the Bakassi Haram as we've already seen your strength flow through Paralake with your booms of freedom. Allahu Akbar