Best Ear Rape

[Sir CaptainSpaghetti]

I am universally known as King of the Minges, and I do have several techniques I use to achieve my goals, one of which is ear rape.

Today, I'm going to be sharing my favourite ear rapes, from order of least bad to worst, if you feel you can beat my selections, post your ear rapes in this thread.
This is some ancient KNOWLEDGE I am sharing today, so do be careful who you share this with.

Lets begin...

Next...

I know that was painful, but it gets worse...

Here.

That may have hurt a lot, but prepare yourself wee man...

I'm so sorry.

 

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[Panda]

My own:

 

[Creepis]

Light cavalry ear rape (Found this somewhere on a 4 chan thread thanks to Google)
http://puu.sh/m1MI5/4471a9bb04.mp3
Good old Jettan

Deh Micspam (Shit quality because this was converted so you could play it trough HL2DJ on TF2)
http://puu.sh/m1MXl/64b17cd3bf.mp3
OH NO YOU AIN'T, YOU'RE GONNA PLAY POOOOOOO (Same quality, HL2DJ)
http://puu.sh/m1N8v/564abc618e.mp3
cba to look trough more of my 481MB micspam folder from like 3 years ago

 

[Hayden]

Well here is some "ear rape"
Warning this is very loud

 

[Mxdium]

I don't know if I should feel good or should cry...

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[Exnem]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nfx1PgzuhX

 

[Mathias]