Post your most embarrassing moments that were your fault
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I mean at least she didnt tell the girl that you had been staring
When i was little i stole a max payne game from some video game rental place, next thing you know i got in the car, opened the case. the shit wasn't even in there...
my mom kicked the shit out of me
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Probably not my most embarrassing moment, but certainly one of them.
Was co-hosting the University of Westminster political debate between the Labour and Conservative societies (one of the biggest events we ever did, loads of people drinking and debating politics in the University up untill like 2am.
Anyway, as chair it was time for me to call division on our final amendment which was 'nationalisation is beneficial to the country'. I took the microphone and said all nice and professionally "to those in favour say aye, of the contrary no" (basically you're supposed to get a division because the room hasnt decided and everyone goes into the voting chambers we had).
Stood up, said my bit, had about 80-100 people watching me and the projector that was behind me. As soon as they started to leave I thought ok lets go on my computer for 10 mins whilst they count the votes.
Come off the powerpoint and open chrome.
Gay Porn sitting there on the projector. I knew some had seen it so quickly went to my desktop thinking that will be proffesional.
Forgot I changed my desktop from this background
to this
Basically everyone found out I was a faggot and probably autistic because of my laptop. I'm just lucky it was late and people were drunk and hopefully forgot....
Was co-hosting the University of Westminster political debate between the Labour and Conservative societies (one of the biggest events we ever did, loads of people drinking and debating politics in the University up untill like 2am.
Anyway, as chair it was time for me to call division on our final amendment which was 'nationalisation is beneficial to the country'. I took the microphone and said all nice and professionally "to those in favour say aye, of the contrary no" (basically you're supposed to get a division because the room hasnt decided and everyone goes into the voting chambers we had).
Stood up, said my bit, had about 80-100 people watching me and the projector that was behind me. As soon as they started to leave I thought ok lets go on my computer for 10 mins whilst they count the votes.
Come off the powerpoint and open chrome.
Gay Porn sitting there on the projector. I knew some had seen it so quickly went to my desktop thinking that will be proffesional.
Forgot I changed my desktop from this background
to this
Basically everyone found out I was a faggot and probably autistic because of my laptop. I'm just lucky it was late and people were drunk and hopefully forgot....
to be continued?
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Curb your Homosexuality
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That seems unlikely
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i shidded and farted
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I once tried to slam my brother from the front of the couch (i was sitting in it and my brother was behind it) and there was a door open next to him, he dodged my slam and I made a full swing into the door with my hand breaking some fingers.
10/10 for the dodge move of my brother
10/10 for the dodge move of my brother
im sure that wasnt the first time you acted like a retard retard
my mate had cancer too and he took some paracetamol and he was cured!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS EPIC BRO XD YOU SURE GOOFED ME
shut up learn to take a joke
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jesus even i've lost it
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---- fuck that dont wanna get banned again
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The last gig I played at was an xmas charity gig in front of 250+ people. The initial idea was to use hair chalk spray to spray my hair blue since our theme was colours. Unfortunately, I neglected to check if the old tin of hair chalk that was sitting around in our bathroom cupboard was still good and I just threw it into my bag before i went to college.
Skip forward to Six PM, I finally decide to turn myself into thing 1 and spray my hair. Of course me being the Typical teenage guitarist I was at the time, I decide to do it myself. I completely miss my hair with the first spray and end up spraying the side of my head an ugly matte blue. At the point where I realized my minor mistake and try again, it just so turns out that I had emptied the last bollock of blue onto the side of my face. Considering the fact that I neglected to wash my hair the night before as well turned my hair into an ugly greeny blue colour that was already a matted, greasy dark blonde. Now, mind you, when I was gigging regularly I did enjoy a bit of a whacky appearance, but I looked like I just got back from sucking MDMA out of the mud at V fest.
But other than that and the 10 minutes it took for the sound technicians to sort out my Kelly to make it sound remotely useful for the songs we were playing, It went well.
Tl;Dr: I tried a thing before a big thing to make the big thing funnier and it went wrong
Skip forward to Six PM, I finally decide to turn myself into thing 1 and spray my hair. Of course me being the Typical teenage guitarist I was at the time, I decide to do it myself. I completely miss my hair with the first spray and end up spraying the side of my head an ugly matte blue. At the point where I realized my minor mistake and try again, it just so turns out that I had emptied the last bollock of blue onto the side of my face. Considering the fact that I neglected to wash my hair the night before as well turned my hair into an ugly greeny blue colour that was already a matted, greasy dark blonde. Now, mind you, when I was gigging regularly I did enjoy a bit of a whacky appearance, but I looked like I just got back from sucking MDMA out of the mud at V fest.
But other than that and the 10 minutes it took for the sound technicians to sort out my Kelly to make it sound remotely useful for the songs we were playing, It went well.
Tl;Dr: I tried a thing before a big thing to make the big thing funnier and it went wrong
