Welcome to the official website of the spaghetti army.
Our recruitment video
Who are we?
welcome recruits my name is captainspaghetti, bringing you some bukkake POV gameplay, behind comm- this commentary. so lets get started, first things first, welcome to my org, this org is is mainly based around letsplays, gameplays and cummin teddies. so y dont u make my day and fucking kill yourself, doing so will make you an official member of the spaghetti army.
that all for me guys, ik it's a short paragraph, but it's really just an introduction to the horrors that are about to follow...
ranks from highest to lowest
captain - spaghetti aka passatelli bukkake
spaghettarioni's - @Hazza56 - advisors to the holy captain
mong - just about everyone that we can put up with and we have some kind of advantage being with, but still annoy us
piece of pasta - slightly better than being a piece of fucking dirt
skid - literally the cringeist specimen around, often seen screaming for an admin's attention and making minecraft vids, they are recruited and trained to be less spasticated, if they fail the final exam, they are executed
what do we plan to do in paralake?
we just wanna play video games
we also plan to make a breeding ground/nursery for mongs so we can build an army and develop our intergalactical empire.
if you want to join us go to this link or something idk:
https://perpheads.com/threads/spaghetti-army-apps.12665/
