guide; on how to keep ur gf with Daigestive

[John Daymon]

hello guys, this thread is a satire thread so dont take it in a bad way!!!

my good pal @Daigestive has been meeting a girl for a couple of weeks/months now and they been getting really close, so he worked 12 hour shift and only stayed up to drive her home yesterday however she was a B*tch and kissed someone else!!!

But here is the story right of how to keep her ur gf!

1. Message her explaining what you did for her
2. Make her understand you should be with her and not some random skid who kissed her once
3. Drive her down to the club and make her point him out so you can knock him the fuck out
4. Get her scared so she just don't want to point him out and drive her home
5. She's still yours!

 

[Daigestive]

hello guys, this thread is a satire thread so dont take it in a bad way!!!

my good pal @Daigestive has been meeting a girl for a couple of weeks/months now and they been getting really close, so he worked 12 hour shift and only stayed up to drive her home yesterday however she was a B*tch and kissed someone else!!!

But here is the story right of how to keep her ur gf!

1. Message her explaining what you did for her
2. Make her understand you should be with her and not some random skid who kissed her once
3. Drive her down to the club and make her point him out so you can knock him the fuck out
4. Get her scared so she just don't want to point him out and drive her home
5. She's still yours!

For fuck sakes.... now I will have to copy pasta same message I sent everyone on snapchat about how mental yesterday was.
But I'll start by saying a guy kissed her, she didnt kiss the guy. But after I turned up she wouldnt point him out to me.

Ill make a TL;Dr

-Dai worked 12 hours after 5 hours sleep and stayed up to pick her up and go back to hers.
-She texts Dai at 2AM, saying a guy kissed her.
-She tells Dai that he kissed her and she kissed her back. Dai thinks she means a proper kiss when in reality she meant a peck.
-Dai throws his phone and leaves his house for 30 mins just to calm down.
-Dai phones Dom.
-Dai decides rather than hitting a wall he's going to find the guy.
-Dai picks up two of his mates.
-Dai's gf phones him crying saying she's sorry. Dai can't even speak because he's so shaking he's so pissed off.
-Dai runs 6 red lights driving to town
-After meeting Dai she says she's sorry but she couldnt stop him.
-Dai asks her to point him out for him.
-She takes Dai away to calm him down.
-Dai calms down.
-Her mate is crying because her boyfriend left her in a strangers house to go MCDS.
-We go MCDS to pick him up.
-We find him sleeping on a chair after taking MDMA in Whetherspoons.
-Dai takes them all home and stays in his birds.
-Dai gets home at 5 AM.

Even writing this pissed me off.

Moral of the story: All girls are "Snakes with tits"

 

[glacial]

@Imperial Watch where's that one quote you seem to always say about 3d wamen??

 

[Creepis]

Damn, I can see that his gf took good advice from Alinity the Twitch thot aswell as from Dr. Disrespect himself

 

[rogue]

hahahaha trying to find a nice girl in south wales hahahahahaha

 

[Daigestive]

hahahaha trying to find a nice girl in south wales hahahahahaha

 

[John Daymon]

For fuck sakes.... now I will have to copy pasta same message I sent everyone on snapchat about how mental yesterday was.
But I'll start by saying a guy kissed her, she didnt kiss the guy. But after I turned up she wouldnt point him out to me.

Ill make a TL;Dr

-Dai worked 12 hours after 5 hours sleep and stayed up to pick her up and go back to hers.
-She texts Dai at 2AM, saying a guy kissed her.
-She tells Dai that he kissed her and he kissed her back. Dai thinks she means a proper kiss when in reality she meant a peck.
-Dai throws his phone and leaves his house for 30 mins just to calm down.
-Dai phones Dom.
-Dai decides rather than hitting a wall he's going to find the guy.
-Dai picks up two of his mates.
-Dai's gf phones him crying saying she's sorry. Dai can't even speak because he's so shaking he's so pissed off.
-Dai runs 6 red lights driving to town
-After meeting Dai she says she's sorry but she couldnt stop him.
-Dai asks her to point him out for him.
-She takes Dai away to calm him down.
-Dai calms down.
-Her mate is crying because her boyfriend left her in a strangers house to go MCDS.
-We go MCDS to pick him up.
-We find him sleeping on a chair after taking MDMA in Whetherspoons.
-Dai takes them all home and stays in his birds.
-Dai gets home at 5 AM.

Even writing this pissed me off.

Moral of the story: All girls are "Snakes with tits"

moral of the story; shes still urs and not a skanky idiot and actually understood that she was in the wrong!

 

[Jonah]

Hi, could you also make a guide on how to get a gf first?

 

[John Daymon]

Hi, could you also make a guide on how to get a gf first?

Add her on snapchat, talk to her on snap, ask her if she wants to go out for a lunch or something, hang out with her, pay for her food, then keep meeting her, viola.

 

[Aero]

Add her on snapchat, talk to her on snap, ask her if she wants to go out for a lunch or something, hang out with her, pay for her food, then keep meeting her, viola.

can you please also make a guide on how to get enough money for paying the food

 

[John Daymon]

can you please also make a guide on how to get enough money for paying the food

Get rich parents

 

[Jimmy]

what happened to the one you knocked up

 

[John Daymon]

what happened to the one you knocked up

still in my pocket even wrote stuff about it in our group chat you idiothead!

 

[Daigestive]

what happened to the one you knocked up

Same one

 

[John Daymon]

still in my pocket even wrote stuff about it in our group chat you idiothead!

Talk to her, be

Same one

oh not to me or who is this hello i am so confused

 

[Brikaas]

Excuse me?

I have trouble with this guide.
I have a boyfriend, who has a peepee so how can i apply this guide now?

I really want to stay with @Daigestive and keep him as my own..

 

[Jimmy]

Talk to her, be

Same one

did she pull the ol coathanger trick?

still in my pocket even wrote stuff about it in our group chat you idiothead!

i aint in that groupchat

 

[John Daymon]

did she pull the ol coathanger trick?




i aint in that groupchat

why did you leave our groupchat?

 

[Illuminathan]

TLR

- Dai calls me
- I pick up the phone
- Dai tells me someone kissed his gf and needs help
- I drive my moped from denmark, over the water and to england
- I meet up with Dai
- Dai points out which one it was
- I stab him 73 times
- Dai cries because it was so violent
- I hug Dai
- Dai is okay
- I'm sitting in jail, they don't know I have my phone with me

 

[BeepBeepImAJeep]

Add her on snapchat, talk to her on snap, ask her if she wants to go out for a lunch or something, hang out with her, pay for her food, then keep meeting her, viola.

Girls of these times want different things lol, that's the old school method. In general anything that has to do with love has changed. Both my grand and great grandparents are all each other's first love, I know 16 year old girls that literally had like 20 boyfriends lmao.