In Norway minimum wage is $25. Taxes in denmark is so high. Norway beats you.
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Norway is a really loved country, unlike Sweden.
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Norway is a really loved country, unlike Sweden.
- Parental leave (mammaledgit/pappaledgit) is 15 months…paid!
- Kids get free daycare (dagis)
- Summertime means endless sun
- The Swedish men are gorgeous
- Swedish women are hot, blond, and beautiful
- The Vikings
- Princess Yummyboobs, I mean Princess Madeleine
- Socialized healthcare
- You can stay in a hotel made from ice (or get a drink at the Absolute Ice Bar)
- Sweden is cheaper than Norway @Puma123
- The Nobel Prize
- IKEA – the land of prefab homes, people, and cars
- Fika and cakes
- The darkness in the winter is kinda cool
- Dynamite – we can blow things up
- Summer houses,
- The days of the week come from Norse gods
- Swedish men even give the cute male look
- There is a day for candy – lördagsgodis ( saturday candy)
- There are reindeers in the north
- Swedish meatballs
- Princess cake – delicious cream, cake and marzipan
- Lady police officiers are hot
- The islands are gorgeous
- The Swedish Chef
- Greta Garbo
- Land of the Midnight Sun
- There’s a day dedicated to cinnamon rolls – mummms!
- #1 place in the world for women
- Girls can wear candles in their hair
- Dating in Sweden is an adventure
- Snow during the wintertime is magical
- Sweden is cooler than Norway
- Another day is dedicated to waffles!
- At midsommar(Midsummer), you can dance around a maypole and be frogs
- Five weeks of vacation
- You can go dutch on date
- It’s easy and beautiful to walk around Stockholm
- There are lots of Christmas holidays and celebrations
- People are nice (they maybe hard to talk to but they are nice)
- Swedes have an adorable accent
- The wonderful man I married is Swedish
- SNUUUUS
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I am from three countries woho.
Germany:
Also called: The Fourth Reich.
All your nordic countries are kinda cute, can't deny that.
Serbia:
Weak economy, poor people. But a long and interesting history, hue.
Little Serbia shot down your stealth freedom bomber, bitch USA.
Croatia:
More money than all of Balkan combined.. Euromonies. Part of the Fourth Reich soon.
Rather cheap vacations are possible in Croatia. No doubts, it's great.
Flag while they were Hitlers little cute nazi puppet.
Germany:
Also called: The Fourth Reich.
All your nordic countries are kinda cute, can't deny that.
Serbia:
Weak economy, poor people. But a long and interesting history, hue.
Little Serbia shot down your stealth freedom bomber, bitch USA.
Croatia:
More money than all of Balkan combined.. Euromonies. Part of the Fourth Reich soon.
Rather cheap vacations are possible in Croatia. No doubts, it's great.
Flag while they were Hitlers little cute nazi puppet.
Sweden is cheaper because the average Norwegian gets payed more than the average swede. That's why Norway is "expensive".
And because of this we get more tourists.
NORWAY
Despite there being lots wrong with Britain there's loads that's actually quite good.
- A decent brew gets shit done.
- Our police force are one of the few left in the world who are not routinely armed yet our crime rates are similar to those of other European countries.
- Yorkshire Puddings
- NHS
- Weather is shit. Either too hot, too cold or dull as fuck.
- We don't have the necessary infrastructure to deal with extreme heat/cold.
- Conservative Government
- Far right parties are growing in power.
- Sectarian hatred is still quite common in NI/Scotland.
- The NHS as great as it is is collapsing thanks to the conservatives.
- Groups like the EDL/Britain First are popular in some areas.
- Distinct feeling of islamophobia in my area at the moment
- Casual discrimination is commonplace
- And worst of all, the south.
![Bamarin [IT]](/data/avatars/m/0/907.jpg?1512491947){kind=avatar}
Ok so let us start with AUSTRIA* *grey part is supposed to be white
Mountain country SWAG
We are right here lads
used to be this size
These lovely fellas were the reason for the two world wars
He is one swagger We still claim he is german and we are not proud of him^
My town
In the winter
our sexywomen
Landscape:
Last but not least, my Fire Department:
Thumps up for the Water Dankers:
ayy lmao
Mountain country SWAG
We are right here lads
used to be this size
These lovely fellas were the reason for the two world wars
He is one swagger We still claim he is german and we are not proud of him^
My town
In the winter
our sexywomen
Landscape:
Last but not least, my Fire Department:
Thumps up for the Water Dankers:
ayy lmao
The land of Döner/Kebab
(Erdoğan sucks balls btw)
Watch this video, sums up the country pretty well https://vimeo.com/108018156
(Erdoğan sucks balls btw)
Watch this video, sums up the country pretty well https://vimeo.com/108018156
Canada
1: Canada is big:
2: Maple Syrup is cheap as water, kind of nice for a place where you drink it like no one's business.
3: Also, in Quebec, we got some dickheads making sure that @Duffy will never enter the country:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_québécois_de_la_langue_française
4: We also got some pretty good outdoor scenery, like that matters.
Also, Jon Lajoie:
Also, as mentioned by Philly, Tim Hortons.
1: Canada is big:
3: Also, in Quebec, we got some dickheads making sure that @Duffy will never enter the country:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_québécois_de_la_langue_française
4: We also got some pretty good outdoor scenery, like that matters.
Also, Jon Lajoie:
Also, as mentioned by Philly, Tim Hortons.
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Would also addVive la France
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