Spread your nation's pride

[Puma]

Edit for Blackdown

In Norway minimum wage is $25. Taxes in denmark is so high. Norway beats you.
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The National anthem is so awesome.

Norway is a really loved country, unlike Sweden.

 

[John Daymon]

1. Parental leave (mammaledgit/pappaledgit) is 15 months…paid!
2. Kids get free daycare (dagis)
3. Summertime means endless sun
4. The Swedish men are gorgeous
5. Swedish women are hot, blond, and beautiful
6. The Vikings
7. Princess Yummyboobs, I mean Princess Madeleine
8. Socialized healthcare
9. You can stay in a hotel made from ice (or get a drink at the Absolute Ice Bar)
10. Sweden is cheaper than Norway @Puma123
11. The Nobel Prize
12. IKEA – the land of prefab homes, people, and cars
13. Fika and cakes
14. The darkness in the winter is kinda cool
15. Dynamite – we can blow things up
16. Summer houses,
17. The days of the week come from Norse gods
18. Swedish men even give the cute male look
19. There is a day for candy – lördagsgodis ( saturday candy)
20. There are reindeers in the north
21. Swedish meatballs
22. Princess cake – delicious cream, cake and marzipan
23. Lady police officiers are hot
24. The islands are gorgeous
25. The Swedish Chef
26. Greta Garbo
27. Land of the Midnight Sun
28. There’s a day dedicated to cinnamon rolls – mummms!
29. #1 place in the world for women
30. Girls can wear candles in their hair
31. Dating in Sweden is an adventure
32. Snow during the wintertime is magical
33. Sweden is cooler than Norway
34. Another day is dedicated to waffles!
35. At midsommar(Midsummer), you can dance around a maypole and be frogs
36. Five weeks of vacation
37. You can go dutch on date
38. It’s easy and beautiful to walk around Stockholm
39. There are lots of Christmas holidays and celebrations
40. People are nice (they maybe hard to talk to but they are nice)
41. Swedes have an adorable accent
42. The wonderful man I married is Swedish
43. SNUUUUS

 

[Zayne]

1. Tea
2. Hate coffee
3. Save the queen

 

[Trande]

I am from three countries woho.

Germany:

Also called: The Fourth Reich.

All your nordic countries are kinda cute, can't deny that.

Serbia:

Weak economy, poor people. But a long and interesting history, hue.

Little Serbia shot down your stealth freedom bomber, bitch USA.

Croatia:

More money than all of Balkan combined.. Euromonies. Part of the Fourth Reich soon.

Rather cheap vacations are possible in Croatia. No doubts, it's great.

Flag while they were Hitlers little cute nazi puppet.

 

[Puma]

1. Parental leave (mammaledgit/pappaledgit) is 15 months…paid!
2. Kids get free daycare (dagis)
3. Summertime means endless sun
4. The Swedish men are gorgeous
5. Swedish women are hot, blond, and beautiful
6. The Vikings
7. Princess Yummyboobs, I mean Princess Madeleine
8. Socialized healthcare
9. You can stay in a hotel made from ice (or get a drink at the Absolute Ice Bar)
10. Sweden is cheaper than Norway @Puma123
11. The Nobel Prize
12. IKEA – the land of prefab homes, people, and cars
13. Fika and cakes
14. The darkness in the winter is kinda cool
15. Dynamite – we can blow things up
16. Summer houses,
17. The days of the week come from Norse gods
18. Swedish men even give the cute male look
19. There is a day for candy – lördagsgodis ( saturday candy)
20. There are reindeers in the north
21. Swedish meatballs
22. Princess cake – delicious cream, cake and marzipan
23. Lady police officiers are hot
24. The islands are gorgeous
25. The Swedish Chef
26. Greta Garbo
27. Land of the Midnight Sun
28. There’s a day dedicated to cinnamon rolls – mummms!
29. #1 place in the world for women
30. Girls can wear candles in their hair
31. Dating in Sweden is an adventure
32. Snow during the wintertime is magical
33. Sweden is cooler than Norway
34. Another day is dedicated to waffles!
35. At midsommar(Midsummer), you can dance around a maypole and be frogs
36. Five weeks of vacation
37. You can go dutch on date
38. It’s easy and beautiful to walk around Stockholm
39. There are lots of Christmas holidays and celebrations
40. People are nice (they maybe hard to talk to but they are nice)
41. Swedes have an adorable accent
42. The wonderful man I married is Swedish
43. SNUUUUS

Sweden is cheaper because the average Norwegian gets payed more than the average swede. That's why Norway is "expensive".

 

[John Daymon]

Sweden is cheaper because the average Norwegian gets payed more than the average swede. That's why Norway is "expensive".

And because of this we get more tourists.

 

[Jon Godinn]

Born and raised in Uk, London

 

[Leffe]

The Netherlands

The Most famous coffee shop

Red light district

Famous djs

Random Picture (p.s. it's not a christmas tree)

How the world thinks we look like

What the world things we are doing for living

Our Queen

 

[Murtsley]

Finest Welsh pornography.​

 

[amr]

Born in Egypt raised In Uae But origin from egypt
This is Egypt, We gave the world one of the most inspiring Woman

Can't forget the national anthem

Nearly forgot Our Old national Anthem

And the here is UAE

Have fun

 

[BillySavery]

I am probably the biggest Geeza in the UK

 

[Panda]

FINLAND:

Its Helsinki btw.

 

[Minilarro]

NORWAY

 

[Chrissy]

Despite there being lots wrong with Britain there's loads that's actually quite good.

• A decent brew gets shit done.
• Our police force are one of the few left in the world who are not routinely armed yet our crime rates are similar to those of other European countries.
• Yorkshire Puddings
• NHS

Shit that's all I can think of. Here's the negatives.

1. Weather is shit. Either too hot, too cold or dull as fuck.
2. We don't have the necessary infrastructure to deal with extreme heat/cold.
3. Conservative Government
4. Far right parties are growing in power.
5. Sectarian hatred is still quite common in NI/Scotland.
6. The NHS as great as it is is collapsing thanks to the conservatives.
7. Groups like the EDL/Britain First are popular in some areas.
8. Distinct feeling of islamophobia in my area at the moment
9. Casual discrimination is commonplace
10. And worst of all, the south.

Don't come to the UK kids

 

[Bamarin [IT]]

I like PIZZA ███

Spoiler: ...and our first minister is a banter

 

[Mannerwaffel]

Ok so let us start with AUSTRIA* *grey part is supposed to be white

Mountain country SWAG

We are right here lads

used to be this size

These lovely fellas were the reason for the two world wars

He is one swagger We still claim he is german and we are not proud of him^

My town

In the winter

our sexywomen

Spoiler: User discretion is advised!

Landscape:

Last but not least, my Fire Department:

Thumps up for the Water Dankers:

ayy lmao​

 

[Creepis]

The land of Döner/Kebab
(Erdoğan sucks balls btw)

Watch this video, sums up the country pretty well https://vimeo.com/108018156​

 

[Bruh Lightyear]

Canada

1: Canada is big:

2: Maple Syrup is cheap as water, kind of nice for a place where you drink it like no one's business.

3: Also, in Quebec, we got some dickheads making sure that @Duffy will never enter the country:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_québécois_de_la_langue_française
4: We also got some pretty good outdoor scenery, like that matters.

Also, Jon Lajoie:

Also, as mentioned by Philly, Tim Hortons.

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[John Daymon]

Vive la France

Would also add

 

[PhlyTrikx]

I could've added this too @John Daymon